ne0tic

Ne0TiC is the pimp daddy of them all...
Love is the man's middle name.

by nE0tIc August 26, 2003

nestikal

To argue about something and when the other person starts saying the correct things, you ignore them.

"Hey man, Calvin just pulled a nestikal during that online debate."

by Jamal Daniel December 12, 2003

netiqet

Quick type version of netiquette how to behave appropriately and how not to behave inappropriately on the net. Which brings me to the subject of since there's such a tendency to discard letters, why do we use keyboards at all? All in favour of a mousepless society, please practive yer netiqet.

No, you can't discabulous your racket and net one the election selection site, doll. That's not proper netiqet!

by Hercolena Oliver May 16, 2008

Netivity

(n.) Internet activity, user interface everything you do from the time you open your browser, ISP until you close it, not necessarily shutting down or logging off, just exiting the information superhighway the worldwideweb, WWW.

My netivity included 26 sites and 3 downloads. At most public libraries, your netivity is free of charge. Sheena lent Paul her notebook for his netivity the day before.

by Filamena C May 26, 2008

netiot

A person whose off the wall opinions and beliefs are solely or principally derived from what they read on the internet blogs.

Jim is a good guy, but his views are those of a netiot.

Jane's netiocy is making me crazy. Someone needs to introduce her to books or newspapers.

Joes netiotic behavior stems from all those looney ideas he gets off the internet.

by pilipopo March 4, 2009

Netcisive

A combination of the word Net and Incisive. Used to describe an entity or person that has good understanding or is an expert of the Internet.

Youngsters are getting netcisive very early these days.

by Systematrix October 2, 2009

neating off

When you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your butt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you shit yourself and cum at the same time.

Guy 1: Remember that one time at Ted Grogers house party when i had diarrhea.

Guy 2: Yea what about it?

Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!

Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.

Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.

by hutch n' sand October 11, 2009