Nipplecake

1) A nipplecake is a stupid person/poser at life

Stop being a nipplecake.
If you were not such a nipplecake I would like you better.
I never want to see another nipplecake for the rest of my life.
Denny and Katie are nipplecakes.

by sdissy April 1, 2010

nipple parka

A dense ring of hair around the nipples that is so thick that it insulates the nipples and raises overall body temperature. Nipple parkas work up to -40 degrees Celcius.

James has such a nipple parka, his tits look like an eskimo.

by GrenadineGang August 28, 2010

nipples

Magic wands; God made them.

Use the nipples, Harry!

by Cameron September 8, 2004

diamond cutting nipples

nipples so sharp, they can cut diamonds. Diamonds, as you all know, have a strong covalent bond between its atoms, therefore making it one of the hardest things on earth. However, not even diamonds can withstand the magnitude of greatness in these nipples.

Person1: oh man, it sure is cold.
Person2: my nipples are so cold due to the low temperature, they are like diamond cutting nipples.

by it's raining where i live May 4, 2010

Nipplection

When the nipples on either a man or woman become hard and erect. Specific erection of the female nipple is known as essection.

Look at her! She has got some serious nipplection going on.

by Talvin September 25, 2005

nipple gripple

the action of twisting someones nipples in an effort to cause pain.
the attacker will usually shout "nipple gripple"

hey bob... NIPPLE GRIPPLE. ha ha

by george of the jungle June 18, 2004

Jumbo eraser end nipples

Double XL nipples. See also eraser end nipples.

Lequisha grooved on having her jumbo eraser ends chewed on.

by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005