Nathaniel

A Knockoff Karate Kid that is built like a 1x16 Lego piece, has a job but is broke. Fails to do education yet survives the soft creature Sophie without a holy hand grenade. He is abused by Holly (T) which is absurd as he can literally throw her across the fucking room.

Nathaniel: "Im tired miss"
Teacher: "Ooh no you gonna stay here in la break time you hear?"

by Softicretuired June 17, 2025

Nathaniel

A wild creature that is grass fed when in captivity but is a natural carnivore. They make an assortment of odd noises in order to appear threatening but in reality they are just strange. In order to tame a wild Nathaniel, you can do one of two things, either try to capture it in a pokeball or approach slowly with an outstretched arm, when close enough, place your arm on his forehead. If he leans into your arm (see toothless from how to train your dragon) then congratulations! You have tamed your wild Nathaniel! But be warned, if he appears agitated do not engage, as they are known to spit!

Dude 1: Whoa did you see that wild Nathaniel over there?
Dude 2: Yeah! He growled at me then made chicken noises as he ran off into the forest.
Dude 1: What a majestic creature!

by FaNtaSy<3Girl January 11, 2026

Nathaniel The Cinco: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nathaniel The Cinco: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

Nathaniel

The sexiest Texan who is loved more by their girlfriend

Nathaniel is the love of my life and most accomplished pook

by Awawawawaawawa February 18, 2025

Nathaniel Mccallum Strickland Jr.

A Cringe Gorilla Tag Content Creator And Illegal Immigrant.

Nathaniel Mccallum Strickland Jr. lives at 3042 Dellcrest PL, Lakemary FL, goes by the name SnackNinjaVR on YouTube, and his phone number is 407-701-2465.

by ClassicJack March 6, 2025

Nathaniel

a tiny little boy with an even tinnier little vainy dih that lebron wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole

Nathaniel: hey lebron ur my fav player
lebron: fuck off Nathan, I heard ur gay
Nathaniel: I just want some of your vainy ahh dih
lebron: u are a dwarf with a tiny vainy dih that I in fact would not touch with a ten foot pole!

by lebron's vainy ahh dih March 19, 2025

Nathanieling It

Being the gay best friend.

Antonym: Doing an Evil Nathaniel - Pretending to be gay to get with girls.
Noun: Nathaniel - The gay best friends name.

"Do you see Ron over there? He's with like 7 girls, he must be Nathanieling It"

by themanwiththedefinitions May 25, 2025