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lunch nap

Instead of eating food on your lunch break you go home, to your car, or wherever possible and go to sleep.
I'm taking a lunch nap today instead of going to McDonald's.
by Loco007 October 14, 2017
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Beadle Nap

A nap when one almost becomes comatose. Can fall asleep under any circumstances for a long period of time, to wake up highly disorientated, forgetting that they've been asleep and requesting "a map of august". The best form of napping, a completely chilled experience. Some have been known whilst in this state to spill a beer all over themselves, and still fail to wake up when vanish is sprayed all over them.
you just had a nap" "no i didn't".. "classic beadle nap
by lovebeadlenapping May 16, 2011
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Boss nap

boss nap (noun) - a period of sleep or any of various unproductive sleep-like states while occupying an area intended for work, often performed with impunity.
by DubValle November 24, 2011
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Stroke Nap

When you wank so hard or so much you exhaust yourself and immediately need a nap to recover.

Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.
After watching porn and wanking for two hours straight, I needed a stroke nap.

I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.
by Eaton Holgoode October 9, 2018
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Hot nap

When you say you’re going for a nap but you’re actually going to masturbate.
Oh I had a hot nap earlier, feeling much better!
by BBB1979 September 19, 2021
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Natty-Nap

An extended deep sleep as a result of consuming large amounts of Natural Light.
Johnny finally woke up from his 14 hour Natty-Nap.
by nattysplatty November 9, 2009
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nap dick

After waking up from a nap, having a lazy boner, so you're horny but tired.
Cari: you up from your nap?
Ben: yeah I is, but I got mad nap dick bitch
by Iam_batman14 April 27, 2016
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