Naked Schmömf

A player of a video game, who's in game avatar has no custom cosmetic items.

Look at that cunt over there! What a naked schmömf.

by Fat Rat n' Crumpets March 16, 2019

naked turkey

After you shave your dick and it looks like the neck of a turkey

Dude I fucked her with my naked turkey

by Yung shaq March 5, 2016

Naked Ladies

It's a name used for a group of flowers (Mainly bulbs) that have "naked" stems with flowers on it and has no foliage in sight. Naked ladies mainly grow in the winter time throughout late spring and goes dormant in summer. The flowers of the plants start to come up in late summer or early fall.

Lycoris squamigera, amaryllis belladonna, and the autumn crocuses are examples of naked ladies.

by The truth hurts doesn't it 117 April 8, 2022

Naked Jenni

Mixed drink consisting of Mountain Dew and Tequila, minus the Mountain Dew once drunk.

I got so tanked last night at Brick. I had, like, 5 Naked Jennis.

by djdavidjay April 14, 2011

Naked pocket

Leaving the house with nothing in your pocket

Oh no I have naked pockets

by Chawky December 23, 2018

naked therapist

Naked therapist is definition of prostitute or stripper

Jamie:hey Jim I say your tweets yesterday abt naked therapist what is that

Jimmy:oh it's about prostitute thank you for asking btw

by Liloandloli December 27, 2021

naked runner

When you forget to bring a towel into the bathroom, resulting in doing a 'naked runner' back into your bedroom.

Keri texting Charlie: 'Oh shit, I forgot to bring my towel into the bathroom'

Charlie: 'Do a Naked Runner'

by Kezg August 28, 2017