NoVa Curse

People who were raised in the NoVa (Northern Virginia) area are all implanted with this terrible curse, in particular people from Loudoun County or Fairfax County, and in some cases Prince William County and other bordering cities. It’s when a person leaves NoVa for college or other reasons and always have the thought implanted that it is in their best interest to to go back due to the opportunity in the area. Despite most people hating living in NoVa and saying horrible things about the area and the people who live there, the urge will always be there for these unfortunate souls that they must return to the homeland of which they wanted to leave so bad.

Friend 1: “After college I wanna move to Texas because that’s where I’ve always wanted to live! You should come with, bro.”

Friend 2: “That sounds like a great idea but I have plans to go home because I have the NoVa curse.”

Friend 1: “I thought you said that place was the worst and the people there are assholes? Why would you want to go back”

Friend 2: “The jobs man, everything pays more there than anywhere else.”

by jaymo93 September 20, 2020

Bossa Nova

in my room
Hope that I'll find someone too to love
Because
The sun's engaged to the sky
And my best friend's found a new guy
I'm only getting older
I've never had a shoulder to cry on
Someone to call mine
Everybody's falling in love and I'm falling behind
Everybody's falling in love
Everybody's falling in love, oh
Everybody's falling in love but me

Friend: "Wanna go to Bossa Nova?"
Me: Bossa Nova in my room
Hope that I'll find someone too to love
Because
The sun's engaged to the sky
And my best friend's found a new guy
I'm only getting older
I've never had a shoulder to cry on
Someone to call mine
Everybody's falling in love and I'm falling behind
Everybody's falling in love
Everybody's falling in love, oh
Everybody's falling in love but me

by daniisdiary June 04, 2024

Nova Plate

A generously loaded plate of food, typically prepared at a family gathering or event, where portions are piled so abundantly that layers of different foods overlap. It often includes multiple servings, ensuring the diner remains seated without needing to return for seconds or thirds.

After the buffet opened, Uncle Joe returned with a Nova plate so stacked with turkey, stuffing, and pie that we wondered how he managed to carry it back to the table.

by December 24, 2024

nova the destroyer

chad and a sigma male always there for his friends no matter what mdrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

nova the destroyer is a chad

by nicko oooo June 26, 2022

Nova ball

Meaning the continent of Antarctica, meanwhile it does not mean nothing to Antarctica.

Nova Ball.

by Anorbo November 16, 2024

nova cos

please give me your chongyun please

guy 1: hey dude, you heard nova cos pulled 10 kazuhas in a row?
guy 2: idc who even is that
(guy 1 and 2 start making out)

by cerisebruv July 05, 2021

Cassandra Nova

Twin sister of Charles Xavier, bald.

Cassandra Nova? a megalomaniacal psychotic asshole, a finger-licking dead inside pixie slab, a third rate dime store nut milk, and I'll tell you what she can do, she can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. In fact, I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon if the last thing I do in this godforsaken cum gutter existence is light that fuck box on fire I still won't die happy. That's right Wade, I won't be happy until I've urinated on her freshly barbecued corpse and husk fucked the charred remains while gargling Juggernaut's Jugger Nuts, and you can quote me.

-Also known as the last words of the great sweet baby Johnny storm.

by 🌲 May 08, 2025