Chocolate Noodle

An act the involves Person 1 inserting a very long noodle into Person 2's anus as deep as it can go with the end dangling out of Person 2's anus, Person 1 then slurps the noodle out of Person 2's anus and eats it.

Dave gave Steve a chocolate noodle for Christmas.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Def Noodles

An incredibly annoying and unfunny YouTube "comedian."

Person 1: Who is Def Noodles?
Person 2: Some weirdo who makes Amy Schumer look like a professional.

by nikodotexe September 2, 2022

arc a noodle

(v) to cum. more specifically the sight of semen in the air, toppling end over end before landing.

I was so pent up from being stuck with my girlfriend's parents on vacation, I thought for sure I'd arc a noodle clear over the toilet when I snuck some alone time.

by d monet June 30, 2008

FIRST! NOOBS!

A winning line in the internet world, especially on Omghumor.

FIRST! NOOBS!

by FakePriest August 24, 2010

noobacabra

a noob that is beyond the barrier. Someone so nooby they should be slapped with a raw trout.

Drew is a noobacabra

by Colin W. November 23, 2006

noooooooooooo*breath*ooooooo

In the middle of a Nooooo, you stop, take a breath, then continue.

A: I'm leaving you.
B:noooooooooooo*breath*ooooooo
A: ...-_-

by KnickKnack662 7 117 March 8, 2014

Noon

it means nigga

fucking nooner

by typ1kal August 17, 2019