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Dirty Ned

The act of ordering 3 fillets of salmon in one day and trying to steal ramican.
Bruno: Guess who was in today?
Wacko: Who?
Bruno: Eamon, he pulled a Dirty Ned.
by DickLips11 September 13, 2020
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GArRy NeD day

We should celebrate this day every 23rd November this is because you can do what ever you want on this day such as skip school and stay up late
Today is gArRy NeD day I don’t have to go to school today
by Ami and Amelie your welcome x November 23, 2020
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ned

Non - Educated - Delinquent

Neds tend to hang around in groups of around 10-20. They are commonly found in Glasgow in places like Possilpark, Milton, Govan and Sighthill. They claim to be part of “Young Teams” which have named like ‘Young Tiny Gringos’ and ‘Young Blackhill Tois’.
Neds tend to wear clothes like Nike Techs and LTs etc. Nedettes like to take the nike tech of the boy that they’re snapping or shagging behind a bush.

Neds enjoy getting drunk in fields or parks etc and like to fling fireworks at people during the autumn/winter months. In summer you will always see many neds at places like balloch or trnsmt. Try not to look at a bed or else they’d try to start a fight with you.
“your such a ned mate.”
Who the fuck dae you think yaer talking tae???”

“Send arse pics”
“Ahaaa i was in yer maws bed last night.”

Yer da sells avon.”
“Mate look at the fuckin state of you you’re a fuckin goff man.”
“Your a mad poofter mate ahhahahahah.”
by kazeeem December 22, 2022
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ned williamson

The savior of 2016 in terms of 3DS shacking. Created Soundhax (or as some fans call it, "NedHax") and made fasthax possible. He's a hella cute guy. He is at least bilingual, with notions of French.
Have you seen Ned Williamson's face ? His face looks like it was an angel's!
by Thibziboy January 18, 2017
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red ned

A red ned is a man's penis after he has had unprotected sex with a woman who has her period.
"Can we have sex tonight" "But I've got my rags" "That's alright I'll have a Red Ned"
by Zatty October 25, 2014
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Ned Flandersese

All of the strange language that Ned Flanders uses in the popular television show "The Simpsons".
Friend 1: "Okeley dokeley"
Friend 2: "Is that Ned Flandersese?"
Friend 1: "Yes"
by Hey, it's Mr Magoo! April 3, 2019
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Neds

Neds means 'guardian of the riches' or 'wealthy'.

charismatic, optimistic, and natural born leaders who

Full of life, commanding the spotlight in a way that's sure to entertain, engage, and inspire others, independent-minded, and mesmerizingly fun to be around, you can rely on her in your circle to help you see the bright side of any situation and feel fired up and ready to take on the world.

Neds is ruled by the sun, the dazzling celestial body that governs life and vitality. Neds is renowned for their stability, loyalty, and consistency. She is dedicated friends and lovers who put their hearts into every relationship. (Fittingly, Neds governs the heart.)
Neds is a pretty girl.
by Lili Rowling November 24, 2021
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