Mutton Slop

When, after giving anal sex, the man takes his penis and wipes poo around the girls chin to make it look like a mutton chop.

(I made this up myself)

"My girlfriend looked hilarious after I gave her that mutton slop."

by DatSexyBeast100 February 23, 2010

mufon

A mother f'er who takes mother f'ing to such a high level it can be compared to a science-fiction super villian.

Jimmy is such a mufon, he stole Jen's pocket rocket!

by The Friendly Beaver February 24, 2010

Mouton

Gay and Ugly

Dude 1: "Yo he's so ugly"
Dude 2: "Yeah, what a mouton."

by RegisKidLOL January 10, 2012

Mution

Something that can be - stupid, uncool, unfortunate, bad, unlucky.

(in reference to a pop quiz) Man, that's so mution.

by not funny haha, funny peculiar September 22, 2005

Mutton

A red car.

Red cars are faster!

by p0rt21 April 30, 2004

Mutantism

A genetic disorder resulting in physical deformities that render totally useless super powers.

That guy with the double thumb can pick his whole nose as a result of his mutantism.

Little Jack Horner

Sat in a corner

Eating a pumpkin pie

He put in his double thumb

And pulled out two plums

And said

"Oh, what a good mutantism boy am I!"

by Logic Ha January 29, 2010

Mutantagenic

The ability to become a mutant, and wield special powers

"He has Mutantagenic capabilities"

by Trueno May 15, 2010