mayonnaise mustache

this is when a man cream pies (cums on a girls vagina)and then licks her out after

"jees i was so wasted last i night i ended up with a mayonnaise mustache by the end of it"

by briangormley February 19, 2009

Military Mustache

When a soldier or a person in a soldier costume cuts a hole into the crotch and lets the balls or vagina free. Then the
soldier squats on the sleeping persons face. Resting either
the vagina or balls on the upper lip area, while saluting.

While my friend was sleeping I gave him the Military Mustache.

by Young cholo December 11, 2007

poopy mustache

an unthick poopy dirt looking mustache. looks like someone smeared dirt around there face. Its ugly and digusting

hey you have a poopy mustache go shave it you look dirty

by nick-sack December 01, 2005

Growing A Mustache

Something or Somebody that is just being gay, or is just pissing you off lately

Man work sucks, this place has been growing a mustache lately

Man, Willy's pissing me off, he's really been growing a mustache lately

by Timmy March 14, 2003

doodoo mustache

someone who kisses ass alot, and has left over poop on their upper lip; brown noser; can also be used to call someone who gets a dirty sanchez.

Benny: I totally cant stand Daniels, he's always tryna 1 up everyone in the shop.

Lincoln: I know he's such a doodoo mustache!!!

by midnight ninja August 12, 2009

Canadian Mustache

a unibrow

Did you see that dude's Canadian mustache?

by mooshkameeshka October 10, 2010

OilBar Mustache

OilBar Mustache: (V.) When one engages in a sexual act of placing a frozen chocolate bar in their condensing partners anus, while concurrently masturbating their partner's genitals with a food grade lubricant, ie: " Crisco." After the initial climax, the now melted chocolate is smeared upon the other partners upper lip, and licked off by the climax-er.

A sexual act the OilBar Mustache, well described in the definition.

by JKJRS April 26, 2010