muddy helicopter

The act in which a man engaging in anal sex with a woman while wearing a condom pulls out, takes off the condom, and proceeds to whip it around wildly similar to a lasso, often speckling the surrounding area with feces. May end with the woman being smacked in the face with said condom.

"I gave my girlfriend a muddy helicopter. I've never seen a brown mushroom stamp before."

by guesswho76 February 3, 2010

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Muddy Unicorn

Fixing a strap-on dildo to your forehead, inserting it into a vagina and proceeding to tongue said females butt.

"I couldn't get it up, so I just put a strap-on on my head and gave her the muddy unicorn."

by Eddie-Machete September 4, 2012

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Murder Tetris

To store a dismembered body efficiently into a confined space, such as a suitcase or refrigerator.

After disposing of those four witnesses into two suitcases; I have become a master of Murder Tetris.

by Fintanio February 18, 2017

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Chillax murderer

When you are in a relaxed state and someone disturbs you.

I was completely chillaxed when Denise burst into the room all upset over something stupid. I called her a chillax murderer.

by Chopswood November 23, 2010

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Murder Hole

A security function used in medieval castles where defenders can rain arrows or stones at invaders in hopes of thinning their numbers.

Castles and Palaces are two different things, a palace is the home of a monarch or lord, meanwhile a castle is a defensive fort to house the monarch or lord. Murder Holes would be uncommon in palaces (unless a monarch was particularly paranoid) but are in almost every castle.

by Warmongerer January 20, 2009

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