muff wagon

Muff Wagon orriginated when females decided to go "cruising" in their cars and search for guys. It is almost the opposite of a sausage fest; however, a sausage fest can occur at any place. A muff wagon is limited to a car full of dirty ho's who think they are hot, and do not keep their auzzie hair in order.

Hey dude, look at that muff wagon, its full of those crazy ho's we saw last night.

by Tink April 25, 2004

MUFF DIVER

MARINE UNDERWATER FIRE FIGHTER

A HIGHLY TRAINED INDIVIDUAL WHO PUTS OUT FIRES UNDERWATER.

eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..

by BF Deal July 31, 2009

Muff weasel

A man or woman who has a particularly penchant for orally pleasuring women by licking their pussy.

Richard was a real hit with the ladies, his muff weaselry being legendary

by Prophet Tenebrae August 21, 2004

Muff Admiral

When a guy is dating a girl and she is so loose that hes needs a ship to get her off.

Ever since John has been dating Kerri, hes made the rank of Muff Admiral.

by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 29, 2004

Muff Diver

one who eats the pussy very well.

jacob whitacre is a boss muff diver

by elenaHEARTSjacob January 13, 2010

muff-stache

The style in which a female trims her bush. Variations include but are not limited to pencil muff-stache(landing strip), handlebar muff-stache(well-styled), and Fu Manchu/Walrus muff-stache(needs attention).

Dude 1: What's with the lobster face dude?

Dude 2: I've got a mean rugburn from goin down on your mom last night. She needs to trim her *muff-stache...seriously dude.

*In this example, muff-stache could be substituted with Fu Manchu or Walrus.

by El Dudereeno December 14, 2008

Muff Bag

1. n.- A woman's handbag and a hand muff combined.

2. n.- A homemade sex doll typically made in prison.

1. Susan was delighted to find twenty dollars in her muff bag that she had forgotten about last winter.

2. Robert always bragged to his crew about his girlfriend Susan, but that crazy fucker was just referring to his muff bag.

by srln August 7, 2009