Bro-Meter

A meter specifically designed to see how many 'bros' someone can say over a 10 week period.

Let's check the Bro-meter, shall we?

by QQQQQddddaaaaaaaad July 22, 2016

smeeter meter

smeeter meter- a term like "gaydar" when you can just tell that someone has a small dick. like the term "smeet" that means you have a small dick.

right as i saw this faggot tyler, my smeeter meter went off. i knew he was a smeet.

by endmysufferingkms January 3, 2017

miki metel

A polish dude that does YouTube and sends nudes to hettie who's a pengting! Miki metel is often used as an insult or something to call somone when they are looking or sounding like a complete nonce

'I wanna go finnes a hettie o'leary'
'Shut up bro stop being such a Miki metel she will just expose u for having a small cock'

by FlyboyT July 17, 2017

GIGANTIC METEOR SUPER DICK

A rly big MEATeor.

I suck a gigantic meteor super dick ohh yeah.s

by Smackerdoodle June 9, 2018

Penis meter

This is a measurement used for how when you want to know the depth you have in a girl.

Phillip , get me the penis meter right now.

by Penis meter July 11, 2018

Comparo-meter

Noun

Someone who has a habit or tendency to compare people or things.

She seems a comparo-meter to me as she always compares you with her past boyfriends.

by Zami Karzai August 10, 2018

Gyno-Meteorologist

1. Made up profession that studies how weather patterns impact the female reproductive system.
2. What I tell strangers when they ask what I do and I want to end the conversation.

Stranger: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: I’m a Gyno-Meteorologist
Stranger: ...

by Jfman August 30, 2018