Twitter Mortis

When rumors hit Twitter about someone's death--except that the person is alive and well.

Tweet 1: RIP, Eddie Murphy.

Tweet 2: He's not really dead, it's just Twitter Mortis.

by An Aries January 19, 2011

Ringer Mortis

What an old bastard has as a ring tone. Usually Moon River or Patsy Cline.

Did you hear the ringer mortis coming from Tim's phone? That shit's OOOLD!

by Demised May 5, 2011

Zack-Morris

Verb. To date more than one girl on the same night in the same location. Derived from the name of a common employer of the classic sitcom trope, Zack Morris from Saved by the Bell.

-"Dude, I'm seeing these two totally awesome chicks, but I can only afford one night out this week."
-"Easy dude, find a large bar and Zack-Morris them."

by LikeTotallyAwesome May 7, 2013

Morrissey

An insufferable human being; a soppy cunt.

"Hey Joe, stop your fucking whinging, you are starting to sound like Morrissey."

by RetsamteppupEop March 22, 2013

Jim Morrison

A poet, a revolutionary, best known as the leader of the 1960s rock band "The Doors". Often considered to be the original Kurt Cobain.

Although smart and talented, Jim was drawn into the world of drugs like so many other rock stars. Many speculate this was the cause of his tragic death at only 27.

Although gone Jim's legacy remains and inspires many to this day.

Jim Morrison was no ordinary rockstar. He was the Robert Frost of rockstars.

by StevenZ July 9, 2012

Rigor Mortis

-noun
a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.

Carl: Dude this is good weed.

Greg: I know, I can't move.

Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!

Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!

Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.

Greg: What the fuck?

by Sheet Man November 29, 2010

morris hacker

a person who is a noob at hacking

you r so a noob you moris hacker

by michael lawrence November 30, 2004