Sock Mop

When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.

"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"

"Noooo! What did you do?"

"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"

by Coelacanthus August 22, 2014

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Mopping the Deck

Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up

Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good

by SocksScandals March 15, 2019

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froff mop

A froff mop is a special mop used to clean up the froff (froth) that is expelled from a womans vagina when she is stimulated sexually.

After the 10th consecutive screening of magic mike xxl the cinema attendents froff mop was worn out. He had to borrow anothet froff mop to clean up the rest of the froff.

by nigeLpredator February 08, 2017

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Stinky Mop

When one has long and sweaty pubic hair. This results in the hair being stinky and mop-like. Usualy discovered during oral sex.
Synonyms: sweaty mop, smelly mop.
Antonyms: clean, shaven, groomed, pleasent.

"Man, Kate is so hot!"
"Yeah, but I heard she has a stinky mop."

by Psyco Darwin January 02, 2015

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