the long mong

A large penis

My gosh he has the long mong

by The large cheese January 22, 2021

Mong Juice

When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach and drink the juice that runs out of her snatch.

My pregnant wife fell down the stairs and landed on her stomach and all of her mong juice splurged out

by B1G $t1nky October 17, 2023

ging mong chong ming chong

A Racist Black Person

OMG ITS A ging mong chong ming chong, Got your guns ready?

by pawsyfurry April 22, 2024

Monging it

When someone Pompeii’s after to many billies

Sois stop monging it, or I’ll draw on your face again!

by Al Sama Bin Ladin June 13, 2022

Mong Covid

The odd sense of not being 'right' you have, for a few days after your Oxford Astra-Zeneca jab

Had the jab on Saturday. Felt rough and a bit vague for a few days. I think I had Mong Covid.

by TauntonJah March 22, 2021

Mong

English slang term for a simpleton, idiot or genuinely unintelligent person. A diminutive of the word 'Mongoloid'. Used in the same way as 'spastic'.

"Have you heard how he talks? He stutters and mumbles like a right mong..."

"I can't go down the pub in flip-flops, I'll look a right mong.."

by TheValeyard January 28, 2023

Mong

Casual slang used by females of a low IQ value in Radcliffe, Greater Manchester.

Charlotte: “oh you spazzy little mong”

by Chavcliffe December 01, 2021