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Xjie Momo

Xjie Momo is the most SKINNIEST!!! Person shes jiafeis sister and her best friend they both attend possay high
Person 1: OMGGG !!! IS THAT XJIE MOMO JIAFEIS SISTER?!?!
Person 2: ya it is!! but jiafei is better..
Person 1: well shes more skiny! but jiafei deffinently has the better products!!
Person 2: i agree her cvm fixer product is sooo good
by Xjie December 25, 2021
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your a momo
by Joker6669 October 23, 2020
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a teacher that will stare at you and at night hides under ur bed while ur sleeping she will rape u and eat stuff
by oo9oooof01 May 19, 2019
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momo is a weird poodle looking beta that is bad at many things, for example momo wouldn't be able to pull any girls rather he would pull men. momo also has a growing hunger to argue about dumb shit, but other than all that momo is in his own ways intelligent
(thats such a "momo" thing your doing man)
(STFU "momo"
by Zmoney#7258 January 4, 2022
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Momo is from a 9 member girl group called TWICE from kpop, who works for JYP entertainment, she is originally from Japan and her full name is Hiari Momo. She was born on November 9th, 1996. Momo is 164cm (5’4”) and is 48 kg (106lbs). She is the main dancer in the group, she is also the vocalist and rapper. Her most iconic line is “pink lamBoRgHINI”. She is called the “dancing machine” in the group because she can learn any dance as fast as you can say piNK lamBORGHINI. Momo is like a human sim, she’s always one step behind every member and it’s honestly cUTE! She’s hot, fit, cute, single ;))) and she’s one of the three Japanese member in twice.
someone: Omg who is that hot, fit, cute girl dancing?
Once: Oh it’s Momo the dancing machine who’s hot, fit, cute and single ;)))
by Mellxo October 20, 2019
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a girl her name is Valery. all F's, cusses out teachers, killer eye bags , has no friends, thinks she know how to fight but she doesn't and won't stop talking shit even after getting her ass beat. same shoe size and her mother. brings ramen noodles to school and eats them out of a bottles used for the gym. for p.e she wears a lifeguard t-shirt. has the shortest hair EVER but says its past her chest. her hair also looks like dried noodles. she beats the shit out of boys in her classes because they are "scared" of her. tells the english teacher to suck a d*ck and the history teacher that she isn't afraid of him. gets a referral everyday. doesn't wear socks nor tie her shoes. she also looks like a guinea pig. she tells people they smell like ass. lastly she thinks everyone is laughing with her when she cusses out people but we'er really laugh at her because she looks like a stupid b**ch .
valery be talkin shit

which valery, momo headass?
yes, ima bout to beat the shit outta her
by soooskinnyimfat November 21, 2019
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-Buen momo
-¿Te gustan los momos?
-No entiendo los momos
by danoloan10 January 4, 2019
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