fiddle mittens

fiddle mittens best describes a tweaker stuck on a prodge chasing their tail. just fiddled out.

"look at fiddle mittens? you done trying to fix that stereo? "

"hey fiddle mittens you got enough tape on that bong you've been makin'?"
Hey fiddle mittens where'd you put the duck tape?"
by jellybeanlove420 November 25, 2017
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Detective mittens

Detective mittens A cute cat who is loving and caring and really funny
I love my cat Detective mittens
by Anabelvsg October 21, 2019
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When someone is finally resting or accepting a situation, after they've been fighting it. (Based on their use on hospital patients, who may be fighting to pull out IVs or foleys, and so they put "big mittens" on their hands so they can't hurt themselves, and they finally fall asleep.")
"Is your friend still suing their landlord to get their deposit back?" "No, she's decided to let it go. She's sleeping with the big mittens on."
by ndwoods January 16, 2024
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Michigan mitten

The act of fingering a woman with your thumb and using the other four fingers to penetrate her ass
Hey babe, since it frisky Friday....how about a Michigan mitten ?
by Datguyocolor February 24, 2024
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clam mitten

"Girl's got a clam mitten so tight, it's poppin' out pearls!"
by JamesBeans February 23, 2016
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Mitten Toes

A physical deformation that prohibits the individual articulation of the smaller toes, resulting in a formation that resembles a mitten.
I asked my mom to knit another pair of mittens that would fit a size 8 (US) foot for a Christmas gift and she asked wtf that meant... apparently she's never seen my dude's mitten toes!
by msacco September 15, 2024
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Tit mittens

Boob buckets... hand warmers...
Mammary cup holders9
The act of keeping one’s hands warm by putting his hands in his mothers tit mittens while she drives him to his baby mammas house , to drop off child support payment . From the back seat of course
by dbhx0311 October 22, 2023
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