Rolla, Missouri

Joint I travelled thru on a road trip to Oklahoma City. All I remember about it is that there was trees on the side of the highway.

"Rolla, Missouri is a city in the United States of America. "

by CrossingTheFrenchBorder July 28, 2023

Missouri Cocksucker

A Missouri Cocksucker is a hooker from Missouri. Often founds in the streets of St. Louis

Let's go pick up some Missouri Cocksuckers, bro.

by missouricocksucker April 4, 2025

Missouri ring of fire.

A Missouri ring of fire is when you are doing a girl doggie style and you stick a finger in her ass using icy hot as lube.

My ass is still on fire after my husband used icy hot as lube last night giving me a Missouri ring of fire.

by Jbd1973 May 18, 2023

Missouri microphone

When you engage in anal sex with a lover, and go straight to oral sex with another.

Dude, I can't believe she sang into my Missouri microphone last night...

by Chilebeso October 22, 2015

Missouri Twister

No, its not anything sexual, the missouri twister was a famous un-named twister that knocked over Grandma Edna's favourite tree back in 1978, or we could just be talking about Joplin.

Thats one hell of a missouri twister!

by MartianSupremacist October 10, 2023

Missouri Fist Bump

When your fisting your girl in the vagina your buddy starts to fist her anus so that your fist bump

Hey man you down to missouri fist bump the girl I met at the bar.

by Stupid Pipe layer November 22, 2024

Missouri Muckraker

The act of a male mucking out the dingle berries and other greasy extremities from a females anus in preparation for anal sex.

“Last night I gave Susan a Missouri Muckraker before plastering her hole.”

by Greasygreaser May 3, 2020