When the male fingers the female with very sharp fingernails, so bits and pieces of the inner vagina comes out. The male then eats these pieces while screaming about gold.
Person 1: hey hows the wife
Person 2: not good. I tried the Missouri Mineshaft last night
Person 1: im calling the police
Person 2: not good. I tried the Missouri Mineshaft last night
Person 1: im calling the police
by bigmike227 December 9, 2018
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In other usage: a long and complex swindle.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.
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