Skip to main content

French Military Victories

Something which never happens while an army is comprised of a French majority and led by a Frenchman
Napoleon, Joan of Arc, William, The French Foreign Legion, American generals: None of these are Frenchmen

Charlemagne, Martel, Guye: None of these men commanded armies made up of over 40% Frenchmen

These do not count as French Military Victories
by Philosoraptorz December 28, 2009
mugGet the French Military Victories mug.

French Military Victories

The French version of Martin Luther King Jr.'s, "I Have a Dream," speech.

Please refer to French Military Defeats for further clarification.
French military victories are impossible with a country full of cheese-eating, snail-breathed, no-hygiene, surrender-monkeys.
by Glastonbury Dex February 6, 2008
mugGet the French Military Victories mug.
Related Words

french military victories

Mere fairytales told by the french to create the illusion that their people are capable of defending themselves. The term "fairy" is not used lightly seing as France is the topic of this posting, and it seems rather appropriate when describing them.
The french told their children of the "french military victories" to keep them from following the usual plan of action (sob, hide, run, cry to the US).
by Super Jesus December 28, 2005
mugGet the french military victories mug.

military whore

A whore who goes after soldiers , because they enjoy the lifestyle that a solider can offer and money or they just like getting there hole filled by an English soldier in uniform , the worst of these culprits can be found in Germany espically the Paderborn area
Me : fuck !! she with another soldier ??

Mate : well that sanny is a well known military whore

Me : can't be many more that she hasn't fucked

Mate : a few left mate, a few and by a few I literally mean three
by _catchypoley_ August 16, 2016
mugGet the military whore mug.

Special military operation

Putin started a war in Ukraine. He calls it a Special Military Operation.
by anonymous March 9, 2022
mugGet the Special military operation mug.

french military victories

a rare and miraculous event, remember the levels of french national security are
1. run
2. hide
3. surrender
4. collaborate
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
good one but really...
by ur mom November 26, 2004
mugGet the french military victories mug.

Military Inferiority Complex (MIC)

The person who wrote the definition above this should probably think about going to COLLEGE him/herself. Can you spell?

Some who join the military do act this way, and expect something from everyone because they are in the service. However, the majority of service members are proud to defend their country and do not suffer from MIC. In all actuality, many civilians suffer from MIC, harboring feelings of jealousy and anger towards those who are in the military. These feelings commonly stem from the fact that they themselves are not happy with their own life and feel it necessary to bash those who protect them. Those civilians with MIC become more vocal during times of war, which shows how unappreciative and silly many people can be.
Disgruntled worker at establishment that gives military discount: "Why do people in the military get a discount? They expect a discount on everything. They all have Military Inferiority Complex (MIC)!"
by Don'tBeSoStupid April 9, 2010
mugGet the Military Inferiority Complex (MIC) mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email