Mikey

this is a person with Poland Syndrome, or you can say a person with no chest.

That person has a mikey looking chest.

by Lenz Fontana November 5, 2022

Mikey

A big bench man with a giant dick like Jesus Christ up above is it big it’s literally like 16 inches

Fucking hell mikey if you put that in my pussy I’ll die

by Hendobendoschlendo July 26, 2020

Mikey (J Blige)

Someone who works so damn hard and is so damn good at what they do, it makes you wanna smack yo momma for not having better genetics (and yo poppa, of course).

Maaan, I pulled a Mikey (J Blige) this week, worked 70 hours, finished 4 tracks, cleaned my entire house, filled out my taxes, wrote a newsletter, went out to 3 shows, volunteered at a youth clinic, gave a production lesson, sewed myself some new pants, made my gf dinner, etc. I should probably get some more done.

by heknowsrealhard January 19, 2017

Mikey williams

Nba basketball player fiancé to Ariel and they share a child River Creek Williams.

“Hey you know Mikey Williams the nba basketball player, he belong to Ariel not Nia”

by Ariinationn December 9, 2021

Mikey Bump

N; Adj;

Term used to describe the massive size of a Cocaine hit, popular term used in the Orange County Area.

Syn; half-g bump, Mount Everest hit, fuck-me-up fam, instant revive, skeeyee

Holy shit, that Mikey bump fucked me up! It filled up that whole mini metal shovel. I felt like I was skiing on Mount Everest.

by My Keys 🔑 March 5, 2024

Mikey

A guy you text once but never again; really good at conversations

Oh, Mikey never texted me back

by Achoooooo December 3, 2017

Mikey

Entitled idiot, bad mannered, immature person who brags about his immaturity and lack of manners on social media.

"Did you hear about the wanker who complained on Twitter when someone on a busy train asked him to use headphones instead of playing his music out loud? He thought everyone would be on his side. What a total Mikey."

by SnoozySuzy June 3, 2025