midnight escape

Usually referring to the closet or space underneath a persons bed used to hide someone that was snuck into the house.

Keeping storage boxes underneath your bed is your moms way of preventing any midnight escapes.

by courtneyr2054 December 19, 2009

Midnight Rag

A towel or piece of clothing used for cleaning up cum and fluids due to masturbating, usually done at night.

Josh silently cleaned up after masturbating at his parents house with his midnight rag.

by Darknova000 December 10, 2011

midnight menace

a group of dangerous criminals that roam the streets at night and steal innocent peoples signs. They typically travel as wang but you may see them integrated with bang.

mlaw: ayo i was camping outside of michy’s house the other day and saw a couple of wangs steal a sign!

sir cum: yeah, that’s the midnight menace. STAE AWAY!!!

by cramphony July 29, 2021

Midnight Release

A synonym for wet dream.

Joe: I had a midnight release last night and my pj’s are ruined!

by Ganyu March 21, 2021

Midnight Wrangler

A man whom by all appearances is straight, but is secretly leading the life of an aggressive gay male. He preys on unsuspecting men at local gyms; convincing them to perform homosexual acts. The typical meeting times being the midnight hour. Also see "Midnight Bear" or "Bearded Wrangler".

LA fitness is a known territory of midnight wranglers!

by Soft Bear May 1, 2014

midnight promise

A midnight promise is broken by the dawn.
An empty promise, with no intention of keeping it.
Words spoken to impress or persuade an audience with nothing to support them.

He made several midnight promises, but he told his friends what his girlfriend did for him.

His midnight promise was broken, when he left town, after he found out his girlfriend was pregnant.

The custody agreement, was regarded as a midnight promise, when my ex left town with the kids, without giving notice.

by Nards OTC August 12, 2007

The Midnight Beasts

Amazingly attractive British singers from London. Includes the band members Stefan Abingdon, Dru Wakely and Ashley Horne. There latest hit on Youtube is the Tik-Tok parody originnally made famous by Ke$ha. Ke$sha herself enjoyed their parody even. They also made a parody of the song Down who is formally sung by Jay Sean ft. Lil' Wayne. Ninjas is the best one that I enjoy listening to because i get to see them get drunk! XD! If you hsve never heard of this band or never checked them out.. you REALLY should!

person 1: dude i love the the midnight beasts their tik-tok parody was epic!
person 2: I KNOW! have you heard the song ninja
person1: HELL YA!
both: IM A FUCKING NINJA OF THE DANCE FLOOR!

by thefuckinbest July 17, 2010