Someone below the height of five foot, with the attitude that you're amazing, when really you hate yourself and cry in dark corners and nobody likes you.
Look at that emo-midget crying in the corner. She's so short and apathetic that she reminds me of a lost, homely puppy, that should be put asleep.
by Maria Garlowich April 13, 2009
by Cebo December 23, 2003
George W. Bush is such a mental midget
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 18, 2007
The act of tossing a carp back into the water when it gets all squirly so not to harm it by dropping it on the ground or boat.
1. Raul call Frodo and lets go Midget Tossing. 2. I didn't want get slimed by that carp so I tossed his midget ass back into the water. 3. That midget looked cute until I tried to pick it up so I tossed I just tossed it.
by BentRodMedia October 24, 2011
Midgets which live in your vagina, and everytime you get your period, they wake up and begin to chop up your organs.
by Nikmiesterman April 09, 2008
by BM-Fold February 13, 2009