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MEXICO

The Cartel belongs to Mexico
2023 Mexico
by sxarliiit May 23, 2023
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Mexico

Mexico, officially the United Mexican States, is a country in the southern portion of North America. It is bordered to the north by the United States; to the south and west by the Pacific Ocean; to the southeast by Guatemala, Belize, and the Caribbean Sea; and to the east by the Gulf of Mexico.
Guy 1: I’m going to Mexico
Guy 2: explain what Mexico is
Guy 1: Ok. Mexico, officially the United Mexican States, is a country in the southern portion of North America. It is bordered to the north by the United States; to the south and west by the Pacific Ocean; to the southeast by Guatemala, Belize, and the Caribbean Sea; and to the east by the Gulf of Mexico.

Guy 2: Wow thanks for expplaining what Mexico is!
Guy 1: Np
by SUPER DOGE XXX DESTROYER March 11, 2023
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New Mexico

the place you wanna go if you want to experience the closest thing you could get to actual hell.
"Man, I feel really sorry for the people who live in New Mexico"

"Todd, I thought I told you not to bring up that fuckhole. Ever. You're going to the timeout corner."

"Awwwwe.."
by ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ February 11, 2022
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Mexico

We are going to build a wall and Mexico is going to pay for it! - Trump
by evdawg9000 December 11, 2018
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Post Mexico Syndrome

The first week back from Mexico realizing you have to face reality, can’t drink every day and can’t sit in the sun 24/7
by algal1301 June 9, 2019
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New Mexico Burrito

A sexual act involving 2 men, 1 circumcised, 1 uncircumcised.
The uncircumcised man covers the head of the circumcised man's penis tip to create something that looks like a burrito. They may wrap their penises in a tortilla to create an actual burrito.
Randy and Raphael pulled a New Mexico Burrito yesterday
by BronxZooNigga123 August 12, 2018
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