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Meatshield

Using a character from Left 4 Dead, Counter-Strike: Source or other Valve games as shields to take the damage to save your own health.
Left 4 Dead:

Bill-"That's alot of zombies ahead!"

Francis-"Zoey, why don't you go take a look?"

Zoey-"What do I look like? Some meatshield?"
by Witch_Crwn3r March 23, 2009
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frustrated metalhead

a metalhead who has been frustrated by something or another. given the violent nature of metalheads, such a person should be avoided.
frustrated metalhead: GHAGHRGHHHHHHHH
people: well now. i'd best avoid THAT person.
by alex blows goats August 24, 2003
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Metachild

Metachild- a boy that was sheltered too much by his mother taking away all sense of masculinity, and self-worth.
Person 1: Why is that child such a wimp?
Person 2: that's no child, that's a metachild
by EpicLithos March 28, 2009
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Metalhead

A metal fan.
People who call themselves Metalheads usually refuse to believe that anything besides their underground/old music is total shit and unbearable. Innovation is against the metal rules in their book. Of course not all metal heads are like this, but the one who try to stand out as hardasses are. If the band isn't "true" then it's shitty in their eyes. Nu-metal such as System of a Down, Slipknot, and Korn are too weak for them so they call everyone who listens to it "faggots". They usually categorize nu-metal listeners as faggots following the mainstream, yet they still listen to the same shit their "Metal head" dads listened to.

Some new metal is good, some black metal is good, some death metal is good, some of everything is good. Grow the fuck up.
Metalhead1: NU-METAL LISTENERS ARE FAGGOT PUSSIES!

Metalhead2: FUCK YEAH! LET'S GO LISTEN TO UNDERGROUND SWEDISH BLACK METAL AND CUT OUR WRISTS IN ANGST!
by teh pwnerer lee August 8, 2005
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Meatshot

To be punched in the genitals, inhumanly hard, usually done to a male.
I told him not to touch my damn oreos, he didn't listen, by law a meatshot was in order.
by Cyclonus.af May 16, 2003
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Metalhead

Someone who thinks the fact that they enjoy metal makes them cool. When really after punk rock and then hardcore music became cliche, and played out, there needed to be a "scene" in place for douche bags to still be able to find each other. There's always emo, but unfortunately emo is fucking gay.
I needed to find a group of fellow douche bags so I went to a metal show to find other metalheads.
by TheREALSpikeMike October 4, 2012
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metalhead

Commonly, one who has long hair, a bad sense of fashion,needs a shower and to wash their hair and an overall hygiene overhaul. Usually wearing clothing that are all black, have spikes, and were purchased at hot topic
look for the faggiest, most pathetic looking kid at your school, there's your example

John: Hey, what the hell is wrong with that kid? Is he homeless or something?

Jack: No, he's just a metalhead. I guess showers are too "mainstream" for him.

John: I guess deodorant is "mainstream" to. Fuck, he smells like shit.
by niggersticker5150 December 18, 2008
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