maritza Gallardo

slut from ohio

that girl over there is like maritza Gallardo

by Brownieboy November 30, 2011

Meitner Told Me To Say That

A phrase that is used to cover up the fact that the joke you had attempted to make did not get any laughs.

Man #1- "Thats what your momma said!"

Man #2- "That wasn't funny."

Man #1- "Meitner told me to say that."

by Dave S. February 4, 2004

Maritza

A short gorgeous girl who sucks dick

Oooooo I want Maritza

by Zoee kabobs May 1, 2018

Maritzabellia

Maritzabellia's usually known as mari are short girls with a hollerster sweaters and or bags. Have big beautiful eyes and are always laughing. They work at Forever 21 and enjoy eating at Quiznos subs. The best things come in small packages.

Wow that girl with a hollerster sweater is such a Maritzabellia.

by Amiga de mari August 27, 2009

meitar

A female name that originates from the middle-eastern regions, meaning “fish organs”. The name “Meitar” was originally used to describe the scent of early settler vaginas: sweating from their descent through the Red Sea.

“Ayo bruh… the fuck is that smell?”

“Probably that chicks’s coochie… shit smells like some absolute MEITAR”

by nelneltrain December 14, 2021

pre-mariticide

The killing of one's future husband.

John had finally driven Mary to the point where she considered committing pre-mariticide.

by littlenightangel July 30, 2011

suny maritime football

A NCAA Division 3 football team which was reformed in 2005. The team is made up of coaches who play favorites and skip the real athletes. The head coach, Coach Kendrick-Holmes is a bi-polar former Naval Academy graduate, Defensive Coordinator Vincent Digaetano is satan worshipper who doesn't know anything about football. Nothing at all, it's kind of funny if you think about how little he does know. Coach Varner is just a fat guy, and Coach Al Piascik has two facial features.

"Where do you play football?"

"Suny Maritime football.."

"Oh what division?"

"D3"

"You guys good?"

"Yeah when we play Mass Maritime"

by Conspiracy69 February 18, 2009