Mexican Kite

A bee on a string.

Jorge could not afford a kite for school so he tied a bee to a string and made a Mexican Kite.

by miskatlee April 4, 2009

Mexican Fruit Picker

Where you eat out a girl and you get a piece of pubic hair in your teeth and you have to pick it out.

I had to do a mexican fruit picker last night, that girl was so hairy.

by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2009

Mexican Penguin

The waddle a person does with their pants around their ankles after having a bad case of diarrhea and realizing there is no toilet paper left on the roll and no back-up items in reach.

“Dude, I had to do the Mexican penguin all over the house with the backs of my legs dripping yesterday's lunch just to find something to wipe with!”

by RoboCop's Cunning Linguist August 19, 2013

Mexican Blender

Sex Act in which you eat a Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell (Nacho or Fiery, Lover's Choice), and perform oral sex with the unswallowed, masticated, moist remains until climax, at which point your lover exclaims Sour Cream.

Oya Chica, let's swing by Taco Bell so I can treat you to a Mexican Blender when we get home.

by IBTNG February 23, 2015

Mexican Socket Set

An adjustable open end wrench. (Crescent wrench).

That sorry ass mechanic must have worked on my car with a mexican socket set. All the bolts are rounded off.

by Elephino November 30, 2003

Mexican Forklift

A Mexican Forklift is when a band of 5 or more brown brothers combine their strength to lift heavy objects.

Hey Jethro, we need to head to the west side of town to pick up a Mexican Forklift. That way, they can lift the Camaro up and I can use their Old Spice to clean the undercarriage.

by mh40sw July 2, 2009

True Mexican

A mexican who is legit; spanish accent, wears sombreros, breaks pinatas

Martin-"Look at her, she's wearing a sombrero while breaking a pinata!"
Alejandra-"Yeah, that Kelsey is sure a true mexican!"

by leon001 April 28, 2010