Media Multitasker

Some bitty who watches free hbo, IM messages, listens to her ipod, and downloads 81324736 songs , atttt the same time.

Me: Michelle, what are you doing?
Michelle: Watching 300, iming you, downloading the new coldplay cd, and defining new words on urbandictionary.com.
Me: wow, you are def a media multitasker

by Taraaaaaaaaa October 21, 2008

Cardiac meltation

An occurrence of extreme adoration and love for an object person or thing which results in the combustion and melting of the cardio vascular region located in the chest cavity

My heart is melting inside my chest cavity, I think I just had a cardiac meltation

by Cletus macadamia harrison September 25, 2012

Social multitasking

The art of communicating with numerous friends via different methods simultaneously. These methods may include face to face communication, Skype, Facebook, email, texting, phone, Windows Messenger, Aim, Steam chat, Ventrilo, Teamspeak, Mumble, XFire, Origin, and various other methods. Those who are Social multitasking are usually communicating with at least three people at a time.

"He's texting with two friends, Steam chatting with three more, and Skype video chatting with a friend who is also on Ventrilo with him and several others. He's good at Social Multitasking."

by ((ASH)) Viper_Prime August 5, 2012

dom melting

This is in a similar vein as dom breaking, but instead of the process being a rough and brutal snapping of will it's instead light and affectionate. Smothering and doting on the target until finally they can't help but melt into a submissive.

Dom Melting allowed me to be submissive without feeling like a bottom bitch.

by Woundwort January 11, 2019

sensory multitasking

Where you simultaneously partake of two or more forms of media, food, etc. which involve utilizing different senses (listening, reading, tasting, etc.), in order to accomplish more ventures in the same span of time.

One common and excellent form of sensory multitasking would be to preview an instrumental-work recording while perusing your e-mails; since you do not use the same parts of your brain for reading words as you do in determining whether or not you like a particular piece of non-lyrical music, you can catch up on your messages and still decide whether you want to purchase a CD of the tunes you're listening to.

by QuacksO December 10, 2019

Ron Meltinson

Someone that leaves a deposit with fake bank details

‘Your such a Ron Meltinson’

by Ababab October 1, 2020

closet multitasking

Closet multitasking is when you show up for remote meetings pretending to be in attendance but really working on something else.

Bob: Did you hear in the staff meeting that no one can take vacation in February?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?

The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?

by jfburke619 January 26, 2021