got medicated

To finally get your medical marijuana card or to have weed in your possession

Yo I got medicated

by official_drizzy._ October 28, 2017

reverse medic

somebody who is a medic, but in reverse.
they kill you, and then give money to you

person: this is a medic
person: and this is a reverse medic!
child: thats jack the ripper, a murderer , John

by angry jellyfish :] March 30, 2023

Medical treatments

You fucking hear this guy? This is why I don't believe rich people are particularly intelligent.

Hym "He says 'medical treatments shouldn't not be based on feelings' and he says it in relationship to trannies. Ok... ALL NON-WOUND MEDICAL TREATMENT... Is predicated on 'feeling.' Your internal state is deviating from (either) your previous internal state OR the base-line internal state of the average person. It's all predicated on a self-reported non-concordance between yourself and one of those two internal states. And BEYOND THAT... ALL PSYCHOLOGICAL TREATMENT... Is predicated on 'feelings.' The entire practice. (Unless (of course) your one of the online therapy hacks downstream of Jordan Peterson, in which case, you just aren't treated and are just told to replace your current source of dopamine with things they would subjectively rather see people do). So no. He's retarded. That's a retarded thing to think. That thought can only exist within a retarded mind. This is what I mean when I say these people a solipsistic. They do not accept the legitimacy of the internal beings of other people."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Medical Insurance

A United States sponsored gambling in the form of health coverage. If you pay for medical insurance you risk paying for a safety net you won't use, or you risk crippling debt when life makes you a cripple.

Since medical insurance doesn't cover most of what I need it for, I am considering dropping it. I'll save my money while I'm alive, and if something bad happens I'll just have them toss me in the ditch.

by KeeganJonah November 21, 2025

Galen Medical Group

was founded in October 1992 as a physician-led, multi-specialty medical group providing outstanding health care in the greater Chattanooga area.

At Galen Medical Group, we seek to provide our patients and community with a full scope of both preventative and specialized medical care.

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

Medic 2

(Noun) an ambulance located out of a fire departments second station. Typically staffed by one or two people that believe they have some kind of status in the organization. Mostly “ OUT OF SERVICE” or “ 4th Up”.

“Did you see medic 2 is out of service again?!”

by Crispy Boyz May 3, 2021

I need a medic bag

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.

Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"

by Ranuncolo October 4, 2022