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macher

1. Derived from the polish "Mahar", it was americanized in the late 1700's to refer to the state of damp and moist weather the central region of Canada by Polish immigrants in the autumn season.
2. It has evolved in the central region of Canada for the behavioral trait of coldness or lack of interest exuded by a woman. Often used as a median of sorts, between "Bitch" and "Arrogance".
1. "When we arrived to Canada, I was shocked to see how macher the weather was in this new country. The cold touch of the damp, dank autumn leaves on my feet, on the front porch." - An exert from - Tales of New Canada, Mark Dudek, 1996.

2. Well I tried to talk to her last night at the party, but she was far too macher for my liking.
by Kyle Rose June 13, 2008
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McHernia

Any activity or eating problem (usually from McDonald's) that increases pressure on the abdominal wall tissue (a McDouble or McChicken for example) may lead to a hernia, including:
Chronic constipation (may cause McCramps)
Chronic cough
Enlarged prostate (straining to urinate)
Extra weight
Heavy lifting (from extra weight)
Undescended testicles (hormones in the food do that)
Broseph 1: "Bro, I'm up in the hosptial."

Broseph 2: "Man, what happened?"

Broseph 1: "I was at McDonald's and tried the McGangbang and the McGangrape which led to a McOrgy and then I had McCramps so then I thought I was getting the McShits, but actually it was a McHernia."

Broseph 2: "Aw shit man."
by McCustomer October 26, 2010
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pronounced etta mah-chetta
the opposite of classy.
Oh god, there goes those etta machettas!
I don't want to go to that store, there swarmin' with etta machettas.
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Watch out! Macheti is coming and he's pissed!
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