mechanic hammock

Mechanic hammock is the act of opening your car door and propping your feet up on said door while sitting leaned back in the seat

I'm just chilling in my mechanic hammock

by Texas_Son-1836 November 13, 2021

Window Mechanics

Window Mechanics: When an electrical appliance or piece of technology fails to operate and usually due to insane frustration the user is left with no alternative but to throw it from a high window.

Pissed off techie - "My laptop crashed again last night. I tried everything to get it working again. I ended up using Window Mechanics."

Techie2 - "Looks like you're off the computer Store."

by The_Penguin_Terrorist April 03, 2008

Mechanic

The mechanic is when a guy tucks his hard dick and sits on the edge of a chair. His bitch slides under his legs and jacks and sucks him till she changes the oil.

Hey girl feel like changing my oil? I need a good mechanic.

by Oilfield diver September 12, 2021

Mechanic

Someone you go to because you don’t know what the Fuck you are doing

I’ll give up I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing I’ll go to the mechanic

by Ashton079 January 10, 2022

Mechanical brilliance

Refers to exceptional skill and precision in executing complex in-game manuvers, often invloving quick reflexes and control.

Parker dominates kids with his mechanical brilliance.

by Hasty Term January 11, 2025

Forced Mechanic

Someone who’s a mechanic but collects action figures

The Great Neil Thomas once said, Jerry you are a forced mechanic

by RoboCop210 January 12, 2024

Mechanically Sober

intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)

My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.

by colonrae May 26, 2015