Mayobation

Mayobation- To use mayo as a from of masterbation.

1) Mayobation is a mayo fetish.
2) Fisting a jar of mayo.
3) Using mayo thinking its cum.
4) Using mayo as lube.

by Joe Da Hoe April 21, 2006

Mayada

A female with rather large breasts for her body. She has an ass of a black woman but she isn't black. Her toes are usually very short and look like fingers. Other than that she has very pretty eyes and long hair like a mermaid. She is good in the sack!

I am going to hit it and quit it with that Mayada!

Damn look at that big booty...you are rockin a Mayada!!

by Tamara & Tanya January 14, 2008

Mayday

Day of international resistance and solidarity against capitalism.

Originally a day of carnivalesque suspension of the social order of work and control, prevalent among peasant communities in mediaeval Europe. A continuation of earlier pagan festivities which continued in a syncretic way during the Christian era, with rituals such as the maypole retained. (This was originally a pagan fertility ritual).

It became a focus of international resistance for two reasons: firstly, because the campaign for Mayday to be made into a holiday was an important early campaign of the workers' movement, and secondly and more importantly, because of the Haymarket martyrs, anarchists stitched up over a bombing at a protest.

It has become an important focal point for resistance in recent years in countries such as Britain and Australia, and for a longer time in Germany. Anarchist, anti-capitalist and direct action events have been organised, as well as left-wing demonstrations and parades.

by annoyed anarchist May 5, 2004

mayo butt

when you have a huge jiggly ass. similar to having eaten too much mayonnaise and having it go straight to your ass.

move that ass woman.

look at that boatload on her ass--talk about mayo butt.

by mayobutt November 6, 2009

to travel on mayonaise

1. to say something that is out of context.
2. When somebody is out of control because any kind of drug.

1. "This guy tripped on mayonaise, we are talking about astronomy and his unhappy comments around sports didn't help us."
2. "This guy had a lof of drug (alcohol, marihuana, and so on), that can not stop to travel on mayonaise."
Or just "Travelling on Mayonaise"

by Sergio Cristofoletti August 19, 2006

mayocide

Letting people have sex with whoever they want regardless of race or ethnicity. Especially if it's a white person in a romantic relationship with a person of color.

Not to be confused with white genocide, which is a conspiracy theory made up by white supremacists and propagated by pale loser boys online.

"Fuck mayos, commit mayocide. No literally fuck mayos. We're all having a good time."

by Stekkmen January 10, 2020

Dont be so Mayo

{phrase}

One of the most eye-opening retorts that can be said to a person. Hatred in the most vile way possible, it declares that you are boring, unwanted, tasteless, disgusting and both smell and sickeningly resemble ejaculate. You tend to go with the crowd and conform, pretend you really arent there, and hope people dont notice you.

-originally derived from a campaign slogan involving Miracle Whip sandwich spread-

To prove how non Mayo you are, you must become part of the Hipster revolution. The Miracle Whip revolution

"Dont go unnoticed, Dont blend in, Dont be ordinary, Boring, or Bland. In other words, Dont be so Mayo!"

Person A: "Holy shit, that chick is so sexy, help me out and be my wingman for a moment while i make a move to get in her panties."

Person B: "Nah dude, i cant, i know her"

Person A: "DUDE, dont be so fuckin MAYO"

Person B: "Oh my god, im so sorry, youre right, i didnt even notice. yah, lets bust a move on that bitch"

by johnny mc awesome February 26, 2011