mat alan

A “designer” name for the out-of-town bargain Matalan store to make it sound that little bit more up market. See also Primarni.

Let’s go see what’s new in at Mat Alan

by DAS24 April 29, 2022

mat i butikken

when something is ultranice
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ÅÅÅ SÅÅÅ MAT I BUTIKKEN

by gizzegazz November 7, 2017

mat chan

A person with a face that looks like a big fat chode.

One does not simply unsee a mat chan.

by Mat Chan July 27, 2017

chat mat

like the australian noun "chat" but you add mat at the end when something really makes your blood boil. chat mat's are absolute incels with no rhyme or reason to exit other than to piss you off.

you: omg look, its chat mat himself.

your mate: stop being salty he rejected you and get over him

by crueltycrevice February 5, 2023

Mat

A very common specimen, he is VERY GAY!

Mat wow is he gay

by Sgsyydbdbfudhfhf April 12, 2022

Mats

A Mats is a stupid nigger who gets his mom to cut up a bowl of mango for him. He is an anime addict and sits in the back of the class laughing at anime.

Mats: have you seen this anime?
Everyone: I’m no faggot!!

by EpicGamer04 November 20, 2019

um, mat?

meaning is um what? or/and what the hell/fuck

Person 1: soadopasdpoadioiwoe
Person 2: um, mat?

by orem231 June 24, 2022