A special blend of coffee that you make for your boss. 1 part coffee, and millions of parts Major Dickinson, typically swimming around.
Cory: Man, the boss won't stop making fun of my Aqua Shirts, my mom says I look sweet.
Joe: Yea, my mom buys my clothes too. He's a real dick.
Cory: Next time I bring in Apple Dumplings, I'm gonna serve him his with a tall glass of Major Dickinson's Blend!
Joe: Yea, my mom buys my clothes too. He's a real dick.
Cory: Next time I bring in Apple Dumplings, I'm gonna serve him his with a tall glass of Major Dickinson's Blend!
by FMDB October 11, 2011
Get the Major Dickinson's Blend mug.1. adj. Describing a person, place, thing, or idea that is extremely weird, uncool, fake, or out of the norm.
2. adj. Describing an object that is obviously counterfeit or fake.
Origin
Ocky is slang, commonly used in Philly, that is usually used in a derogatory way to describe a person or or an item that is weird or fake. Adding major to the front of ocky emphasizes the extreme conditions of counterfeit-ness or weird-ness.
2. adj. Describing an object that is obviously counterfeit or fake.
Origin
Ocky is slang, commonly used in Philly, that is usually used in a derogatory way to describe a person or or an item that is weird or fake. Adding major to the front of ocky emphasizes the extreme conditions of counterfeit-ness or weird-ness.
1. Sydney: “That guy over there asked me for toe pics. He’s major ocky.”
2. Sydney: “Did you see those fake J’s? Them shits are major ocky.”
2. Sydney: “Did you see those fake J’s? Them shits are major ocky.”
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You just wanna eat their booty cheeks to get them to tell the truth instead of actin like sum bitches like fucken behead their asses and fuck the open throat hole
You just wanna eat their booty cheeks to get them to tell the truth instead of actin like sum bitches like fucken behead their asses and fuck the open throat hole
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Major assholes are experts at maintaining open lines of communication with their targets’ allies and typically resort to using this association to disseminate slanderous crap and propagate outlandish rumors. Telecommunications technologies (e.g., text messaging, IM, email, etc.) are tools of the major asshole’s trade, and social networking sites and tavern bathrooms are typical venues.
Major assholes usually suffer from delusions of persecution, which cause them to believe that their victims have crossed them, or that victims are in some way responsible for the way their own pathetic lives have turned out.
Most major assholes have not finished college; do not have meaningful relationships; and have very short attention spans, making it very hard to do things like read books.
Major assholes are experts at maintaining open lines of communication with their targets’ allies and typically resort to using this association to disseminate slanderous crap and propagate outlandish rumors. Telecommunications technologies (e.g., text messaging, IM, email, etc.) are tools of the major asshole’s trade, and social networking sites and tavern bathrooms are typical venues.
Major assholes usually suffer from delusions of persecution, which cause them to believe that their victims have crossed them, or that victims are in some way responsible for the way their own pathetic lives have turned out.
Most major assholes have not finished college; do not have meaningful relationships; and have very short attention spans, making it very hard to do things like read books.
Man, Jason is going around telling everyone that I get fucked up on drugs, and then proceed to download inappropriate material from the Internet. He is a major asshole.
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I didn't know what to do when I found out she had Nipplitis Giganticus Majora. I knew she was a crazy bitch, I just didn't know it was due to her herpes, which has caused her great psychological anguish. When I look at her breasts it's like a car accident.... I can't look away. I'm just afraid she's going to slap me around with those stringy ass nipples..... OIIIIII!
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