Mystique

A small car from Ford's Mercury line, ranging from 1995 - 2000. The cars have a tendency to overheat when idling, especially since the last model was made in 2000. Sorry -- no drive thrus for you! (Idling is bad for the environment, anyway!) The engine is a 2.0, and the Mystique "Sport" has a 2.2 L engine (oooh, powerful).

The Mystique is usually driven as a first car by hot guys who think that they're cool. If you're too hot and don't need the hottest car to impress the ladies, this is the car for you.

"Hey Mark, pick me up at 8!"
"Sure, Sarah! One problem, though... My 1997 Mercury Mystique might overheat, so I hope it's not a far drive!"

by EnviroChick23 December 22, 2008

mystique

my bestfriend who moved away is also very sexy i love her

eww lalala eww eww lalala

by chelsie December 28, 2004

Mesticle

Fan of the band Mest (see also, Tony Lovato, Nick Giggler, Jeremiah Rangle, and Matt Lovato)

I am a Mesticle for life.

by Ashweed October 10, 2004

masticateing........

to chew food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am masticating!!!!!!

by bo-bob November 10, 2004

Mystical Powers

Boobs, Tits, Breasts, Fun Bags, Use of Cleavage. Most chicks have them, some dont. They come in a variety of shapes, sizes and colors and varying degrees of power. Most of the population (male and female) succumb to their whim.

Most chicks use them to get out of trouble or get free shit. Which bothers me because I fall for it.

"Dude, why did you just spend your cab money buying that chick a drink?"

"Um... I don't know... Last think I remember was her leaning over, me looking down, and then me with my wallet out and empty..."
"She hit you with her mystical powers. They always win."

by Awosomr September 27, 2011

Mystique

A girl that likes to suck on lifesavers and loves to melt gum.

The girl Mystique goes rawr.

by AndrewG20 October 5, 2008

Mystik moment

Doing something extremely ebic

Look! Coco did a mystik moment!

by Kingturtle May 31, 2021