Mushroom Stew

When you be low on heath so you pop a mushroom stew to give yourself regen to fight off those bois in diamond armour who are harrasing you

Diamond Armour Guy: Ha your fucked now

ProGamer69: Stfu I got a mushroom stew so you're fucked because of the regen

Diamond Guy: Oh shit gotta run

Mushroom Stew by TheGayestKidOutThere May 7, 2018

mushroom terrorist 

A terrorist grown in the depths of their mother's basement who sprouts up to kill people, and then generally dies.
Typically a white nationalist incel.

- Did you hear about the latest mushroom terrorist?
= You talking about the one in El Paso, or the one in Dayton?
- Yeah you heard. Man, they're really lovin' that shit trump's feeding them.

mushroom terrorist by TuckerTrash25 August 5, 2019

Mushroom Juice

Mushroom juices are what construction workers sometimes call bodily fluids that are present on their anuses in between various cups of coffee.

I smelled that coffee and my asshole was already covered in mushroom juice.

Mushroom Juice by roundeyemcgee January 10, 2020

Mushroom Trim 

When someones hair sprouts outwards like a mushroom
This hairstyle looks awful and can blind some people

Sam G:" My Mushroom Trim gets in the way of me and I keep walking into walls"
Jack:" Well Shave it you batty crease

Mushroom Trim by Unknown Cheffer July 6, 2020

mushroom baby

A child conceived through the act of intercourse, while engaged in a magical psilocybin adventure.

My gilt and I lost our egos together and did the heroes journey, 9 months later we had a mushroom baby.

mushroom baby by SCUM is my raver name! July 14, 2020

Mushroom dump 

When you sit on the toilet and jerk off into the bowl, while taking a shit.

Brandon was attempting a mushroom dump, but unfortunately had no luck, until Jerry came to assist.

Mushroom dump by Hammerhead250 November 14, 2020

Mushroom Shark 

A man who is always lurking, or waiting for someone else to take a piss so he can take a glance at their mushroom tip.

Hey did you see Eric trying to take a look at my penis right now?

Bro, that dudes a mushroom shark...

Mushroom Shark by Fluorescent Brown March 26, 2021