mormon spike

To pour Mountain Dew or another caffeinated drink into a punchbowl in order to make them hyper. Usually used jokingly.

"It's going to be a CRAZY party. I mean, I'm totally going to Mormon spike the punch."

by J Diggity Dog October 21, 2007

Mormon Smash

To make out whilst fully clothed, sitting up, and keeping your hands above the shoulders.

Jack: Think Molly wants to bang?
Jason: The One with the "Jesus Christ" name tag? Nah man, but you could probably mormon smash. Wanna pass the blunt, friend?

by Danglin Billies June 14, 2018

Mormon syndrome

To blindly believe whatever retarded bullshit you are fed.

"Neil has a bad case of Mormon syndrome, what a fucking idiot"

by BigDealNeil October 19, 2016

Mormon Sandwich

(ˈmôrmən ˈsanˌ(d)wiCH)

When two people (that are not Mormon) are sitting between a Mormon person at the following:

• A picnic.
• A birthday party.
• At the movies.
And more!

"Hey, there's a Mormon person sitting between us."

"Wow! We're now a Mormon Sandwich."

by Geestorn April 14, 2022

Mormon Fireworks

Fireworks in Utah on days other than Holidays that are due to Missionary Farewells.

When you are driving down the freeway at night and you see massive fireworks going off in Neighbourhoods all along the Wasatch Front you know you are witnessing Mormon Fireworks.

by RepsolMan June 13, 2011

Ethnic Mormon

One who is a descendent of Mormons. This term is typically used of someone who does not practice the LDS religion. Analogous to Ethnic Jew.

Did I say I was a Mormon? I said I was an Ethnic Mormon - Brigham Young was my great great great great grandfather. Now please pass the bong.

by Rat Bachweiss February 24, 2012

Mormon Sex

Being in a close proximity to a member of opposite sex. Usually within two bible lengths of the person.

my ra just had mormon sex.

by Famous February 19, 2005