To leave Mexico walking bow-legged or waddling—like a penguin—due to an excessive amount of vacation sex. Typically used to describe a wild girls’ trip aftermath involving margaritas, mystery men, and questionable decision-making on foreign sand.
Usage: Often preceded by phrases like “she came back from Cancun looking like...” or “that Cabo trip turned her into...”
Usage: Often preceded by phrases like “she came back from Cancun looking like...” or “that Cabo trip turned her into...”
Jessica got plowed so hard in Cabo by a surf instructor named Mateo. She waddled like a penguin out of Mexico.
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Washington State borders British Columbia , Montana borders Alberta & Saskatchewan,
North Dakota borders Saskatchewan & Manitoba , Ontario borders Minnesota, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York.
Quebec borders New York , New Hampshire Vermont & Maine...Maine shares a land border with New Brunswick. It also shares a water border with Nova Scotia.
California (USA) borders Baja California (MEX) , Arizona borders Sonora , New Mexico & Texas borders Chihuahua ,
Texas borders chihuahua , Coahuila, Nuevo Leon & Tamaulipas ...
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the Mexican states of Tamaulipas, Veracruz, Tabasco, Campeche, Yucatán, & Quintana Roo & on the southeast by Cuba. The Mexican coastline on the Gulf is 1,743 miles long. the U.S coastline bordering the Gulf is about 1,700 miles long, not counting inlets & bays. The coastal areas along the Southern U.S. states of Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, & Florida, which border the gulf on the north, are occasionally referred to as the "Third Coast" of the United States (in addition to its Atlantic & Pacific coasts), but more often as, "the Gulf Coast"
although not a border Cuba is a 90 mile swim from Florida ....
Washington State borders British Columbia , Montana borders Alberta & Saskatchewan,
North Dakota borders Saskatchewan & Manitoba , Ontario borders Minnesota, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York.
Quebec borders New York , New Hampshire Vermont & Maine...Maine shares a land border with New Brunswick. It also shares a water border with Nova Scotia.
California (USA) borders Baja California (MEX) , Arizona borders Sonora , New Mexico & Texas borders Chihuahua ,
Texas borders chihuahua , Coahuila, Nuevo Leon & Tamaulipas ...
by the gulf of Mexico
the Mexican states of Tamaulipas, Veracruz, Tabasco, Campeche, Yucatán, & Quintana Roo & on the southeast by Cuba. The Mexican coastline on the Gulf is 1,743 miles long. the U.S coastline bordering the Gulf is about 1,700 miles long, not counting inlets & bays. The coastal areas along the Southern U.S. states of Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, & Florida, which border the gulf on the north, are occasionally referred to as the "Third Coast" of the United States (in addition to its Atlantic & Pacific coasts), but more often as, "the Gulf Coast"
although not a border Cuba is a 90 mile swim from Florida ....
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Canada = British Columbia ,Saskatchewan , Manitoba Alberta,, Ontario ,Quebec ,New Brunswick, Nova Scotia
USA = Washington state ,Montana ,Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, Vermont, Maine, California (USA) , Arizona,
New Mexico , Texas, Louisiana , Mississippi, Alabama, Florida
Mexico = Baja California (MEX) , Sonora , Chihuahua, Coahuila, Nuevo Leon , Tamaulipas, Veracruz, Tabasco,
Campeche , Yucatan & Quintana Roo
The Pittsburg–Chartierville Border Crossing is the only crossing on the Canada–United States border in the state of New Hampshire
The Canadian provinces of British Columbia and Yukon border Alaska.
Canada = British Columbia ,Saskatchewan , Manitoba Alberta,, Ontario ,Quebec ,New Brunswick, Nova Scotia
USA = Washington state ,Montana ,Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, Vermont, Maine, California (USA) , Arizona,
New Mexico , Texas, Louisiana , Mississippi, Alabama, Florida
Mexico = Baja California (MEX) , Sonora , Chihuahua, Coahuila, Nuevo Leon , Tamaulipas, Veracruz, Tabasco,
Campeche , Yucatan & Quintana Roo
The Pittsburg–Chartierville Border Crossing is the only crossing on the Canada–United States border in the state of New Hampshire
The Canadian provinces of British Columbia and Yukon border Alaska.
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Like how America got its independence from Britain in the 18th century, Mexico got their independence from Spain in 1821 after the Mexican War of Independence.
Like how America got its independence from Britain in the 18th century, Mexico got their independence from Spain in 1821 after the Mexican War of Independence.
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Curated by Rachel the Mage and Kyara the Great, this phrase is used when a joke is simply not funny and just cringey. Very reminiscent of “the 80’s is calling they want their hair back”.
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