meat jacket

The foreskin of a an uncircumcised penis.

Holy shit it's so cold out here that my dong has become a popcicle! I wish my parents didn't take my meat jacket away when I was born.

by Mike and Chase January 16, 2008

meat vortex

A hole to stick your meat into; a vagina.

"Did you stick it in her meat vortex last night?"
"Who, your mom?"
"Yes."
"Eww! And yes, I did."

by daveyboy682 January 3, 2008

meat pinwheel

The act of performing anal sex - resulting in defecation and the smell of excrement causes vomiting directly after.

Once you meat pinwheel you will need new sheets and a shower.

by Urbanplanner August 9, 2015

Meat loan

a “meat loan” is when some one is sexually aggravated so a friend loans some dick to settle their needs thus the term “meat loan”

I know you’ve haven’t had any in a while so I’ll give you a “meat loan”

by Bandst November 20, 2019

Meat Slinky :)

When you switch things up in the bedroom and your lover isn't familiar with the position

I'm not very experienced in the bedroom so when she whipped out the meat Slinky :) I wasn't sure what to do

by Karmasutra69 May 15, 2020

meat salad

Noun. A situation in which a woman's labia are used as a bowl upon which various different penises may be rested. The woman's groinal cavity becomes the vessel that holds the meat salad.

We would have had a meat salad but two of the volunteers for the gang bang didn't show up.

by Misses Lova Lova May 28, 2020

meat clutch

Another wonderful description for a vagina.

Ah man, I was at Mallory's last night and was straight drilling her meat clutch . Was prime!

by Meat clutch March 1, 2017