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machoking

This is a sex-position where the man chokes the female from behind and rams his penis in the vagina. And at the same time yells MA-CHOKE MA-CHOKE.
Machoking is a sex-position where the man chokes the female from behind and rams his penis in the vagina. And at the same time yells MA-CHOKE MA-CHOKE.
by kellekion February 5, 2014
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macbooked

Dude, you totally got macbooked in that meeting today.
by Russom April 17, 2017
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macbooking

the action of being screwed.
Hey tom, I was with Cindy last night and i totally got a macbooking.
by Russom April 17, 2017
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oi oi oi macaroy

when you're trying to get someone's attention instead of just saying "oi" or "cooeey!" BE DIFFERENT!
person 1: OI OI OI MACAROY!
person 2: (turns around) oh hi!
by whatdidImiss? September 28, 2009
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Macaron

The name is derived from the Italian word macarone, maccarone or maccherone, the Italian meringue.

Essentially, it's a biscuit for a wanker.
"Totes just picked up some low carb goji-berry macarons from this sweet little under ground café. Lets go home and play soggy macarons"
by Hipsterfag June 24, 2013
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machode

by apna July 18, 2003
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Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

When one sexually frustrated male attempts to disguise his homosexual leanings by undertaking seemingly ‘macho’ acts which would give one an opportunity to touch other males.
Examples of Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

Example 1:

Male 1: I didn’t know your sister had a trampoline
Male 2: Yeah, but me and my friends use it for wrestling
Male 1: Aww, man, that sounds so baddass, let’s do that.

Male 2: Why are you lying on top of me?

Example 2:

Male 1: Hey man, what’s up motherfucker? *fake punches friend*
Male 3: Did you really need to put your arm around me to fake punch me?

Example 3:

Male 1: Hey, M. Gym Teacher, are you coming to hockey tonight?
M. Gym Teacher: um yeah.

Male 1: Awesome *pats back of M. Gym Teacher*
*pat turns into rub*
M. Gym Teacher: Wtf
Mrs. Gym Teacher: WTF?!

Example 4:

Male 1: So yeah, I was trying to get with this chick right, and I like, stroked her forearm like this…
Male 4: DUDE!
by threeheadedfish November 18, 2009
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