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Mac Tonight

A mascot for McDonald's from the 1980s who has a moon for a goddamn head.
Later turned into the racist Moonman meme.
Remember those obscure Mcdonald's Mac Tonight ads from the '80s?
by PepsiManiac May 12, 2019
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mac screwed

In which you buy a iPod, Mac Computer, or Software in which 2 days later, apple announces a BIGGER and Better version, so you buy the better one and then a week later, Hey, heres the ipod with 20 more GB of memory!

Also, Apples way of playing CIA.
Bobby- "hey dude, so i saved up 6 months of pay, gave up my car, my girlfriend, food, shampoo, my big apartment and i finally got the MacPro Dual core!!!! YEAH BABY!!!"

Baylor - uhhh, well they just came out today with a quad core for half the price.....

Bobby- MOTHA FUCKER, STEVE MOTHA JOBS!!!! YOU MOTHA FUCKER!!!

Baylor- you got mac screwed !!! hahahaha At least windows gives me a 1 year heads up HAHAHA!!!
by ryfly May 2, 2008
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Mac Pro

1. Apple's most powerful and customizable computer ever.
2. A computer user that has used Macs so much, that he is considered pro.
Jeremy owns a Mac Pro and is a Mac pro.
by Trenton Romulox December 7, 2006
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Mac Panthers

A group of individuals fighting for the equal rights of all Apple and Mac OS based computers. Viva la resistance!
by AgentSythe March 16, 2005
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mac envy

A term describing how self-important pricks justify paying two grand for a computer because it's painted in soft colors and has a nice brand logo on the back of it. They believe trotting the thing out to the local cafe will instill mac envy in everybody whose mommy and daddy didn't buy them one, but ultimately just look like complete assholes.
Andy brought his new Macbook Pro to the local Starbucks so he could watch people go green with mac envy, but couldn't afford anything there because he spent 1,300 bucks on a goddamned computer.
by Sir Hugh Jass October 23, 2010
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Mac 10

A popular model of the American-born Ingram submachine gun. MAC stands for Military Armament Company. It typically fires 9mm rounds at a blistering 1100 rounds per minute. It is comparable in several facets to most popular SMG ever, the Israeli-born uzi. However, while the Uzi appears in piece of shit games like Tomb Raider, the Ingram appears in groundbreaking gamez like Max Payne 2. (However, several mods have the Ingram changed to a MicroUzi).
When shit hitz the fan, best bet I'll be sportin a vest and sprayin on ya'll wit the Twin Mac-10z.
by Tha_Evil_Umpyre April 14, 2004
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mac daddy

The pimp-meister, the king of the streetwalkers, possessor of the blingest of bling-bling. The mac daddy is the man who means everything (and the only man who really means anything) to his ladies of the night.
"Oh baby - you ma mac daddy!"
by hux May 22, 2003
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