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I don't love you anymore 

You don't know when it happened, you noticed it over time, maybe it was something you saw or heard, but u realized it, you don't love them anymore. You did, at some point, but not now, probably never again. You hate giving this person the false hope of your love, you know they deserve better, you come to terms and accept the fact that you don't love this person anymore.
I'm sorry, I don't love you anymore.

i love you daddy

say this to your daddy/sugar daddy and you get what you want gurk/l
"I love you daddy" I said to him when he came hom
i love you daddy by kirikoo June 8, 2017

Involuntary "Love You" 

When you automatically add "Love you!" at the end of a conversation out of habit and the audience is totally inappropriate.
Example of Involuntary "Love You"...

Employee: "Okay, Boss! I'll get right on that. Love you!"

Boss: "uh..."

**BIG uncomfortable silence**

I love you Girl 

A girl who ALWAYS needs a boyfriend and goes from boy to boy. Also says I love you to them with in the first few weeks of a new relationship. Always thinks the new boyfriend is "the one." Relationships can last from a few weeks to a year. Generally relationships with these girls last a few weeks to a few months.
Girl 1: Nicole has a new boyfriend, she says he really gets her.

Girl 2: Oh really? Like how Chad got her?

Girl 1: Yeah, I know shes such an I love you girl. She thinks evey guy she meets is the one. She rushes things too much.

Girl 1: Next week she'll say I love you and then they'll be over and she'll have a new boy whos "the one"
I love you Girl by EmmyNae June 24, 2009

i love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village 

"Deborah. I love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village."

i love you more then a fat kid loves cake 

a love that is unimaginable loving someone more then a fat kid loves cake is a love like no other
"i love you more then a fat kid loves cake"

"oh my god i love you to baby"