Divorce Lottery

When your wife divorces you and collects a compilation of checks including:

1. Alimony

2. Child Support

3. Deed to Your House

4. Your Car Title

"The lottery your man can't win"

"She married and divorced me, just so she could play Divorce Lottery and win"

by Ride or Die Hubby Nigga January 2, 2020

Big Loube

Not to be confused with a large tube of lube. "Big Loube" is an individual who serves as the lubrication for a male and female to have coitus. Other examples include a cuckold.

James: I can't believe sam allowed George to flirt with his wife.

Kirk: Sam is a Big Loube. He gets off on seeing other men please his wife.

by Oksy Moron January 24, 2022

wawa loiterers

Typically older men and women that hangout by the trash cans at Wawa convenience stores. They are often seen wearing Harley Davidson jackets, but there will not be a single motorcycle in the parking lot. They will often stare at you as you walk up to put your trash away. If they aren't blasting music at 6:00am while you're trying to get coffee, they're standing out there around lunch time eyeing you up as you eat in your car. They're losers.

I went down to the Wawa and I didn't want to get out of my car because of all the wawa loiterers hanging around the trash can

by dirtiestboy March 23, 2022

Taco Bell Lottery

When Taco Bell fucks up your order but they stuff your bag full of so much other stuff your not even mad...

"Damn I really wanted my Cheesy Gordita Crunch but shit....there's like 8 chalupas in here! Thank you Taco Bell Lottery!"

by Mezzarat September 27, 2017

Villager News Lottery

1, 4, 17, 548, M, A drawing of a dog.

(the real lottery numbers from villager news 2)

Hey, Did you win the Villager News Lottery?

by InsaneCatMan13 November 28, 2022

lottery smegma

The residue from scratching off instant lottery tickets.

The floor of his truck had an inch of lottery smegma on it and not a winner in sight.

by Babooooo September 25, 2006

genetic lottery winner

Someone who has features that most may want or desire. Like a girl with a nice face, green or blue eyes a good height that they are not too short for people or too tall and intimidating to people. may retain their figure easier than others and keep their appearance longer than most.

Wow! after high school the prom queen really beefed up, but look at the class dork she is a genetic lottery winner.

by thatstu8ffdefined September 20, 2017