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logic-chopping

The practice of engaging in excessively pedantic argument, going to the extreme and unnecessary intricacies.
"Let the Almighty step in and arrange things in a proper way. No more logic-chopping!"
used by the Indian revolutionary Bhagat Singh in his essay - Why I am an Atheist, while ridiculing the theists for their ultra-philosophical answers of grief in the world and God's role in it.
by mdadilhn May 19, 2016
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Logical Esotericism

Logical Esotericism, also Rational Esotericism, Logical Spiritualism, Rational Spiritualism, Logical Occultism or Rational Occultism, is a esoteric branch that advocates a logical/rational approach on esotericism, occultism and spiritualism, literally to what happens with Logical Supernaturalism, but focused on spirituality, esoterics and occultism instead of just supernaturality as logical supernaturalism does, logical esotericism and logical supernaturalism are considered to be, in practice, the same thing but with different focuses and goals. Logical esotericism also believes things related to esoterics and supernaturality should be treated as philosophical themes that should be discussed such as everything that exist in extraphysical/metaphysical level should also be considered on philosophical discussions.
"Logical Esotericism is an interesting apprach on esoteric themes, it might be really useful to adapt absurdism, existentialism, nihilism and several other philosophical currents and theories to esoterics and create their own esoteric versions. Futhermore, logical esotericism might be really useful to understand esoterics, supernaturality, spirituality and extraphysics as an extension and part of the existence as well."
by Full Monteirism April 3, 2021
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Bubble Logic

When the need for something is so great a persons decision making processes no longer think of what is happening around them. They only think of the thing they want and how to get it.

This is very common with Alcoholics and Drug Addicts. They will live within a bubble which only allows them to see the things that will allow them more of their addiction.

Bubble Logic is not just about addiction. This can happen with love, lust, needs wants, any desires or thought process which is blinded by that thing they want.

The example below is about an Alcoholic that drinks at work but her bubble does not allow for her to think about the people watching or smelling her.
Kyle : Did you smell the Alcohol on Karen's breath? I think she's drunk at work!
Chad: Yeah, it's so obvious but she has no idea. She's just trapped in bubble logic.
by Kewk November 28, 2019
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Zelda Logic

Physics or logic so rediculously stupid , you'd have to be in Hyrule (or Termina) for it to make sense
Friend: Wait so when I restart the three days I loose all my arrows, money ,bombs, and fairies , but I don't lose my bow , bomb bag ,or bottles? How does that work?
Me: Zelda Logic
by HiroTS February 14, 2015
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Troy logic

Who fucking knows!
Completely illogical!
Makes you tilt your head and think... "seriously!? "
"I tell you I love you, that's enough affection" , hmmm must be Troy logic
by SoulCrazy13 May 22, 2018
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Buni logic

to argue a point even though you are completely wrong. however, when asked to state your reasoning you completely warp the original argument thereby validating your own.

the inability to listen to someone else's arguments when having a debate.
the "buni"- i would rather have 1$ than 1.01$ since 1$ is equal to 1.01$
others- clearly 1.01 is greater than 1, what are you talking about?
the "buni"- well within the given range they are the same.
others-wtf??? buni logic
by sanej November 17, 2010
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Forest Logic

Making the best out of an F-d up situation.

Always looking at the bright side even when everything seems to be crumbling apart.

An obsured way of being positive through dark humor.
She busted out my car windows so now I don't need to replace my a/c, thats so Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to four slashed tires and being excited to run to work.

Do you wanna hear some Forest Logic? My family trying to kill me only built character.

Here's some Forest Logic for you. Since I lost my sence of smell. Farts don't bother me.

Getting stabbed only attracted more women thanks to Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to an eviction notice and being excited to use the new survival pack.
by TreeDiddlyMaFnD January 29, 2018
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