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by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019
Get the Simple Logicmug. The practice of engaging in excessively pedantic argument, going to the extreme and unnecessary intricacies.
"Let the Almighty step in and arrange things in a proper way. No more logic-chopping!"
used by the Indian revolutionary Bhagat Singh in his essay - Why I am an Atheist, while ridiculing the theists for their ultra-philosophical answers of grief in the world and God's role in it.
used by the Indian revolutionary Bhagat Singh in his essay - Why I am an Atheist, while ridiculing the theists for their ultra-philosophical answers of grief in the world and God's role in it.
by mdadilhn May 19, 2016
Get the logic-choppingmug. A way of figuring out what is going to happen in any television show--particularly CSI--because of universal constants of things that just have to happen in the show (read examples). This isn't because of the episode itself, but because of the formula of the show. This includes game shows, dramas, sitcoms, anime and even video games.
"He can't be the bad guy, it's only five minutes into the episode!"
"New person on the team for no reason? He's totally the murderer. Typical CSI logic."
"The main character isn't gonna die, there's still like 500 more episodes left!"
"I knew someone was going to die, because it's the series finale."
"He's not going to win the million dollars, there's only like five minutes left!"
"It's an anime about an MMORPG, the main character has to marry the first female character he meets."
"New person on the team for no reason? He's totally the murderer. Typical CSI logic."
"The main character isn't gonna die, there's still like 500 more episodes left!"
"I knew someone was going to die, because it's the series finale."
"He's not going to win the million dollars, there's only like five minutes left!"
"It's an anime about an MMORPG, the main character has to marry the first female character he meets."
by Ferriswheel31 November 29, 2012
Get the CSI Logicmug. Physics or logic so rediculously stupid , you'd have to be in Hyrule (or Termina) for it to make sense
Friend: Wait so when I restart the three days I loose all my arrows, money ,bombs, and fairies , but I don't lose my bow , bomb bag ,or bottles? How does that work?
Me: Zelda Logic
Me: Zelda Logic
by HiroTS February 14, 2015
Get the Zelda Logicmug. Logic that doesn't exactly make sense to normal people, but it makes sense because Lylah said it.
This Logic may be confusing at times, but in the end, the logic said by Lylah is correct. Just because she said it is.
This Logic may be confusing at times, but in the end, the logic said by Lylah is correct. Just because she said it is.
Lylah: You're gay because I said so.
Person: That doesn't make sense.
Lylah: It doesn't have to, its Lylah Logic.
Person: That doesn't make sense.
Lylah: It doesn't have to, its Lylah Logic.
by TheBestPersonEverToExist June 30, 2022
Get the Lylah Logicmug. Girl who always swallows shall not be required to clean up future unintended spills.
This is cum logic.
This is cum logic.
by cumLogician October 30, 2011
Get the cum logicmug. *Alarm clock buzzes at 7am*
Head voice: "I got an 8:00am meeting, but its raining out so no one will show up 'til 8:30 anyway."
*Alarm goes off at 7am*
Head voice: "If I skip the gym this morning I can squeeze it in tonight after monday night football."
I thought I could sleep in yet get to work on time if I dressed down and skipped breakfast. A.M. logic is dangerous.
Head voice: "I got an 8:00am meeting, but its raining out so no one will show up 'til 8:30 anyway."
*Alarm goes off at 7am*
Head voice: "If I skip the gym this morning I can squeeze it in tonight after monday night football."
I thought I could sleep in yet get to work on time if I dressed down and skipped breakfast. A.M. logic is dangerous.
by Underdawg215 October 21, 2010
Get the A.M. logicmug.