Gaz logic

logic that makes 0 sense, not just to me, but to you, your mum and Capri

Gaz: I don’t like drinking in the day coz it might make me look green
Ben: mate that makes no sense, such Gaz logic

by Jez clarkson October 8, 2021

Lylah Logic

Logic that doesn't exactly make sense to normal people, but it makes sense because Lylah said it.
This Logic may be confusing at times, but in the end, the logic said by Lylah is correct. Just because she said it is.

Lylah: You're gay because I said so.
Person: That doesn't make sense.
Lylah: It doesn't have to, its Lylah Logic.

by TheBestPersonEverToExist June 30, 2022

A.M. logic

Plans for your day that ONLY make sense because you aren't ready to get outta bed.

*Alarm clock buzzes at 7am*

Head voice: "I got an 8:00am meeting, but its raining out so no one will show up 'til 8:30 anyway."

*Alarm goes off at 7am*

Head voice: "If I skip the gym this morning I can squeeze it in tonight after monday night football."

I thought I could sleep in yet get to work on time if I dressed down and skipped breakfast. A.M. logic is dangerous.

by Underdawg215 October 21, 2010

Andrew Logic

When someone makes something more difficult then it needs to.

“Shouldn’t this have been done already”
“Sorry we used Andrew Logic so it’s taking longer”

by SpaceCapt May 17, 2021

Zelda Logic

Physics or logic so rediculously stupid , you'd have to be in Hyrule (or Termina) for it to make sense

Friend: Wait so when I restart the three days I loose all my arrows, money ,bombs, and fairies , but I don't lose my bow , bomb bag ,or bottles? How does that work?
Me: Zelda Logic

by HiroTS February 14, 2015

Anti-Logic

Anti-Logic is basically someone that has to do with something illogical, such as superstition, pseudoscience, and the Karen's reason for snapping at an employee.

Carl says that water has feelings. What a bunch of anti-logic!

by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021

Ovarian Logic

Logic which is stereotypical of a female. A decision/act which isn't backed by substantial reasoning, and is purely a consequence of feeling/intuition.

Jake: Shoot! Rachael said she doesn't want to talk to me anymore.
Mike: Why? What happened?
Jake: I don't know. She said she just doesn't want to.

Mike: Typical ovarian logic.

by Internet Human August 11, 2018