Robster the lobster

A legend at any FPS game usually said when complimenting a god player

Damn that dude is robster the lobster

by XX420_SwagHitlerSniper_XX April 1, 2017

Butter Poached Lobster

Sex Move:

"When you nut in a butt and they fart while your dick is in there."

"I like when my Butter Poached Lobster served warm."

by llamasutra November 25, 2021

Red Lobster

Red Lobster (noun) - Tape a girl's hands up around her thumb and fingers so they are like claws. Then repeatedly make her angry with insults while smacking her lightly around the cheeks with your penis until she gets good and red. Then as you about to ejaculate, stand over her and draw some butter from your member.

Yo man, my bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up last night about watching "Say Yes to The Dress", so I tied her up and gave her a Red Lobster.

by Jack N Jit June 25, 2017

Brown Lobster

When you're having anal sex with a girl which she finds too painful and her anus clenches tightly on you penis pinching it like a lobster claw.

"Dude, did you get anal off your girl last night?"

"Yeah but I went too deep and her brown lobster squeezed on me so tight it hurts when I pee!"

by ChristmasPartySam January 9, 2010

lobster head

chump, mark

"you had to fuck that lobster head-ass nigga...i should have slapped you...but the god said CHIIILL..."

by mister ill May 9, 2003

lobster boobs

a badly sunburned chest of a woman.so red if that of a lobster..

"WHOA did you see stephanies lobster boobs yesturday?...tragic"

by steph-o-matic November 24, 2007

lobstered-up

When a person becomes very drunk, has a bad reaction and becomes beet-red in the face for the remainder of the night.

We were doing shots of Patron for about an hour. All of us were quite drunk and one of my buddies actually became lobstered-up. The chicks that were with us were concerned he was having a heart attack, but he told them to shut up and even magooed one of them.

by Shawneee! March 16, 2009