loaf of bread

When a cat lays on its stomach and tucks its feet and tail beneath it so that they cannot be seen (appearing to look like a loaf of bread)

"Carly's too in love with her cat. Whenever it sits on its legs, she cries out, 'Aww, look at the loaf of bread!'"

by Katherine Bennett February 28, 2008

LOAF GANG

A group of fuckboy "rappers" that all share the same fuckboy qualities.

These qualities include:
- having a little dick
- having no job
- participating in credit card scams
- having a dry ass personality
- always flexing on the gram like they have money & bitches yet always refer to themselves as "humble"

Members of this group are no more than trash SoundCloud rappers that will never accumulate to anything.

Friend 1: "I don't know what she sees in him... He has no job, no career, no car, no future."
Friend 2: "I totally agree! She can do SO much better!"
Friend 1: "He reminds me of one of the clowns in LOAF GANG."

by SaveTheDramaFoYaMama April 4, 2017

pinch a loaf

to take a massive warm shit simulating a fresh loaf of bread out of the oven....

man, i needed to pinch a loaf so bad and when i was finished the smell and look reminded me of my mothers cooking back in germany.

by poop<3er69 November 1, 2010

sugar loaf

That is the ultimate beautiful rock in the world,

What can i see in Brazil?
- you can go to the sugar loaf, only 15 dollars and you will have an eternal memory!

by pablo bvs September 10, 2006

Boner Loaf

A loaf of bread that has ones boner inserted in it to attract a Female

"Hey Jim I think your mom likes my Boner Loaf"

by Farty McGee May 8, 2007

liquid loaf

a rather nasty euphemism for a right good tom tit

"sorry im late, i had to drop a liquid loaf on the way"
or
"bloody hell, who's baked a liquid loaf and left the bathroom haunted?"

by street spirit June 3, 2004

Loaf Poker

A male, typically homosexual, who enjoys giving anal.

Loaf: turd - as in "Pinch off a Loaf"
Poke: poke

Seth's back door is always open to a handsome loaf poker.

by DaAnonymous1 June 10, 2009