pet lizard

Generally a woman that hooks up with truckers and lets them stay the night have sex freaky shit too usually for financial benefit (bills, trips, clothes etc) generally live in trucking hub cities or routes these women generally have 3 or more kids with fuckboy baby daddies and statistically live in the hood think of it as a level 2 or upgraded lot lizard

Trucker 1: Frank, did you find a new pet lizard for Jackson yet?

Trucker 2: I told you Bill, her name is Shandi!

by Tommybean September 2, 2019

Shane lizard

The best character on big mouth

His real name is Shane wizard but some dumb kid called him Shane lizard

Dumb kid: Hey I got harassed by Shane lizard
Some other kid: it’s Shane wizard dumbass

by Slaysause June 29, 2022

Trolling the Lizard

A Puerto Rican dude and his redhead counterpart made this term to signify smoking weed.

I was trolling the lizard so hard I got the munchies big time.

by PR09! August 20, 2012

lizard school

Lizard school is when man gives a woman oral in a in and motion.

Last night bob took lisa to lizard school and she scream with excitement. His tongue was moving so fast as he lick that pussy. He had pussy juice all over his tongue are he took lizard school and taught a lesson.

by Stumpp Daddy November 27, 2017

Legless lizard

The legless lizard is an ANIMAL, lookin at you, previous definition. Legless lizards are not snakes. Rather, legless creatures that evolved from the Squamates reptiles. — lizards, snakes, and amphisbaenids, or worm lizards — suggesting that the body plan offers many advantages.

A: OH MY GOD LOOK, A SNAKE!
B: that's a legless lizard-
A: IT'S DANGEROUSSSS
B: It's not even poisonous..
A: BURN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

by dkjedfrfuerh April 15, 2021

Lizard Kissing

When two people in public engage in open mouth, tongue jutting kisses, usually with eyes open.

Gross, look Michael. I think those two in the booth are lizard kissing.

by Likey August 6, 2011

Townie lizard

A local woman who tries to fuck every fraternity brother that she meets at the bar.

Man I when to the bar and those townie lizards surrounded me.

by The hater going hate November 12, 2019