fu-ling

The action of having one last night of (fucking) sex with a friend who is getting married to someone else, solely based on the fact that you know you will not anymore after they are married. (fling)

I know your wedding is in two weeks so I will meet you next Friday for one last fu-ling.

I was sad to discover my friend got married in a shotgun wedding in Vegas and we didn't get to have a fu-ling beforehand.

by Irocn86 February 27, 2011

Ling

Long ding ding or wiener

That man carter he got a ling.

by Jamal32 October 15, 2020

Cai Ling

A beautiful and funny girl with a wacky sense of humour. Gym gal. But doesn’t get enough sleep and needs to shit at random times.

Do you need to go to the toilet again?

Yes
You are such a Cai Ling

by Jimmygirl November 22, 2021

Ling-Ling

Ling-Ling is an alien 👽 that is green and looks like your typical cartoon alien.

“Hey do you want to go as like a Ling-Ling alien for Halloween?”

by Javelin Healy August 8, 2025

Ming ling

Ming king means something excellent,something looking fantastic and sexy

David said to Denise “fuck babe your anus looks so ming ling since you got it bleached at the salon”
Denise said to David “omg your hard cock looks so ming ling when it’s in that cock cage and I’ve got the key “
David said to denise “your feet are so ming ling babe when Ive pissed all over them”

by Martybogroll January 22, 2023

Ling Ling

An Asian store run by Ling Ling that supplies drugs and magz to mr le beef

The Boit Boit would say "Lets go to Ling Ling's"

by Truth Be Toldeth April 25, 2017

Ling Ling

Ling Ling is a non-binary (gay icon) inside joke of the popular youtube influencers "TwoSetViolin" wich consists of a child violin virtuoso/prodigy whom practices 40 hours a day, they are the masters at all the instruments and its that one asian child who beats you in every Menuhin competition.

Son: Mom i got 3th place in the school talent show!
Mom: *in a heavy asian accent* HOW COME YOU ONLY ON THIRD PLACE LAH, LING LING ALREADY MAKE MUSIC SCHOOLS AND YOU LAZY ONLY PLAY VIDEO GAME ALL DAY, DO YOU WANT ME TO KUNG-PAO YOUR CHICKEN??!
Son: holy fuck

by SeiyaIdk August 24, 2023